Whoosh! Bianca would not be so excited if she knew that Lena was also lying about not being into polka
After four non-dates, Bianca
was hankering for a real date


Lena Kundera
on
ALL MY CHILDREN

April 4, 2003


n018
(Lena appearance)
030404
Last update: 09/28/03


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RE-CAPS
PARODY
TRANSCRIPT
CLIPS



PLAYERS
Lena Kundera (Olga Sosnovska)
Bianca Montgomery (Eden Riegel)




SYNOPSIS

Next on AMC: Bianca asks Lena, "If we go to S.O.S., will it be on a date?"



RE-CAPS:

From The Official Site at ABC.com:
http://abc.go.com/daytime/allmychildren/episodes/2003-04/20030404.html

No Lena mention

From About All My Children
http://allmychildren.about.com/library/recaps/2003/bl20030404.htm

Next on All My Children:
Bianca asks Lena, "If we go to S.O.S., will it be on a date?"
Carlos tells the ladies of Fusion, "Looks like you're being sued!"
Holly tells Jamie she finds it very sexy that this will be his first time.
Chris goes into the penthouse and finds Erica and Jack on the couch, asleep in each other's arms; he aims a gun and fires!

From Soap Slut
http://pub18.ezboard.com/fsoapslutfrm16.showMessage?topicID=74.topic

On the next All My Children
Bianca’s curious if Lena is asking her out on a date.
Fusion is being sued.
Anonymous Blonde finds Greasy’s virginity to be sexy.
Naked Jack and Erica sleep on the couch while Chris hovers near them and fires a gun.




PARODY

This parody is by LizzieT.

No Lena parts today because there was no Lena in the actual show, only the "Next on AMC" who only want a Lena fix

Some of the gang was still at SOS.
Kendall: I bought you a drink Boyd. Come sit here with me and let me use you.
Boyd: Are you still with Michael?
Kendall: Michael loves me for myself alone. Why he doesn't even mind that I'm over here flirting with you in hopes of getting your secret formula. In fact, he practically suggested it himself. Isn't he a prince?
Chris: He may not be a prince but at least he ain't de one boinkin Erica. It was Jack all along.
Kendall: Jack! How did you find out?
Chris: It was on one of dose newsbreak things.
Peter Jennings: We interrupt this program to bring you a story that none of the other networks feels the need to carry.
Lizzie: Go away Peter. You can tell us all about this later.

Laurie and Jamie talked about JR.
Laurie: I can't believe what you said about JR while Peter Jennings was on. You two have always been so close.
Jamie: Maybe when we were kids. But between SORAS'ing and recasting, we haven't been close in a long time. He couldn't stand me when I was the mute kid and I couldn't stand him when he was the twitcher.
Laurie: I don't care. I still love JR, twitches and all.
Blonde girl: Forget her Jamie. I think you're really cute and I take all major credit cards.
Jamie: Are you the newbie hooker?
Blonde girl: You got it. Want to stop by the ATM on the way to your house?
Jamie: I love this storyline!

Maggie got her chemistry test scores.
Maggie: I got an A. Goody goody gumdrops. ::::bounce bounce bounce::::
ABC executive: I just had a great idea. Let's make Maggie and Maria roommates. They can celebrate their chemistry grades together.
Maggie: Henry, we got an A on the test. Aren't you glad you copied off of me instead of some B student? Why don't you play your guitar for me, then we can make out?
Lizzie: Peter, you can come back now.
Maggie: You know, you're the first person I've really been close to since Bianca. When I first came to town she was my link to my sister and I looked just like her dead girlfriend. We spent all of our time together. A lot of people thought we had chemistry. I had some really special feelings for her.
Henry: What happened?
Maggie: This is ABC. They brought you in to play my love interest. So are you ready to make out?
Lizzie: I mean it Peter. Please come back!
Peter: Forget it Lizzie. You can't chase me away and then expect me to come back when the show gets too boring for you. Who do you think you are - Erica Kane?

Jack showed up at Erica's to warn her about Chris.
Jack: I'm staying all night Erica. Chris is coming unglued.
Erica: Don't be silly. People don't change overnight.
Jack: Of course they do. Haven't you been watching this show? Half the cast isn't being written in character anymore.
Erica: Would you go get me a glass of water?
Jack: So you can sneak off? I'm not falling for that.
Erica: I'm sorry. How about a cup of coffee?
Jack: Regular or decaf?

Later Erica visited Mona's grave.
Erica: I'm so sad Mother. I lost the only man I ever really loved.
Mona's ghost: Again?
Erica: I had an affair with Jack.
Mona's ghost: Again?
Erica: Of course Jack is also the only man I've ever really loved. I'd probably be with him today if I hadn't cheated on him with Mike. You remember Mike don't you? He was another one of the only men I ever really loved.
Mona's ghost: Oh Erica. You show up here every few weeks with this same sad story. Are you ever going to learn?
Erica: Would it kill you to give me a little sympathy?
Mona's ghost: I'm already dead.
Erica: Sorry.
Mona's ghost: If it's unconditional sympathy you want, turn around. The only man who can really offer it to you is right behind you.
Peter Jennings: Come with me Erica. I'll never leave you - not even for breaking news.



TRANSCRIPT

Unverified in non-clip parts

***** (clip a) [Next on AMC: Bianca asks Lena, "If we go to S.O.S., will it be on a date?"]

Next on All My Children:
[amc030404a-inc starts]
Bianca asks Lena, "If we go to S.O.S., will it be on a date?"
[amc030404a-inc ends]
Carlos tells the ladies of Fusion, "Looks like you're being sued!"
Holly tells Jamie she finds it very sexy that this will be his first time.
Chris goes into the penthouse and finds Erica and Jack on the couch, asleep in each other's arms; he aims a gun and fires!



CLIPS

I have the following clips:
amc030404a-inc.mpg (2.6m; 0:15) Next on AMC: Bianca asks Lena, "If we go to S.O.S., will it be on a date?



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