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Lena discovers that Bianca likes
her coffee black in the morning


Lena Kundera
on
ALL MY CHILDREN

May 7, 2003


033
(Lena appearance)
030507
Last update: 10/19/03


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SYNOPSIS
RE-CAPS
ALL GAY RE-CAP
PARODY
LENAVERSE
QUOTES
TRANSCRIPT
CLIPS



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Lena Kundera (Olga Sosnovska)
Bianca Montgomery
Kendall Hart
Erica Kane
Michael Cambias
Jackson Montgomery




SYNOPSIS

The Day After the Most Spectacular Night Ever. Michael tells Lena he knows her mother's still alive; Michael roughs up Lena (grabs her by the hair); Kendall tells Binks that Lena's been sleeping with Michael and is acting under his orders to seduce her; Binks slaps Kendall into next week; Lena breaks into the Enchantment safe



RE-CAPS:

From The Official Site at ABC.com:
http://abc.go.com/daytime/allmychildren/episodes/2003-04/20030507.html

Erica convinces Kendall to tell Bianca the truth about Lena, although Kendall remains doubtful that Bianca will believe what she has to say. Bianca and Lena's time together is interrupted by a phone call from Michael, who later confronts Lena in person. Michael threatens to send Lena's mother to prison in her native homeland unless Lena comes through and delivers Boyd's formula. Seeing no other choice, Lena agrees to Michael's demands and uses Bianca's handheld computer to steal the code to Erica's safe at Enchantment. Lena later breaks into Erica's safe looking for Boyd's formula. Kendall tells Bianca that Lena is working for Michael. Bianca responds to Kendall's news by slapping her across the face.

From About All My Children
http://allmychildren.about.com/cs/recaps/a/bl20030507r.htm

Erica tells Kendall she’s surprised to see her, and Ms. Hart explains she knew she’d be here with Jackson. She asks how he is, and Erica says he’s still weak, but ready to get out of here! Erica asks if she told Bianca that Lena was involved with Michael Cambias? Kendall hasn’t yet, and Erica insists she has to do it, saying if she tells her Bianca will take it as a judgment, not a warning, but if it comes from her, maybe it will work. Kendall tells her she’s sorry, but she can’t do it.

Bianca wakes up in Lena’s bed and says she didn’t hear the alarm; Lena teases, “Or the marching band, or breakfast!” She brings the breakfast tray to the bed, and Bianca tells her last night was spectacular—she had a great time. Lena smiles as she says she did, too. The phone rings as the two are about to share a kiss, and Bianca notes that would be her mother’s search party, flushing them out! Lena answers the phone to hear Michael’s voice, “It’s me; game over, darling.”

Erica insists Kendall is the only one who can do it, but Kendall asks if Myrtle can’t sit Bianca down with a cup of coffee, saying Bianca would believe her. Erica doesn’t want Myrtle involved in this, and says if Kendall still wants to shred Michael Cambias, she’s got to do this. Kendall argues that it’s too risky; if Bianca doesn’t believe her she’ll go straight to Lena. Then Lena will go straight to Michael; she’s worked so hard to make him trust her, and if he finds out, it’s over! Erica argues that crushing Michael is very important, but it’s nothing compared to protecting Bianca. Kendall reminds her their deal was that they’d bring Michael down together, but this could blow everything. Erica says not if she handles it correctly. Kendall asks what if Bianca believes her? Then she’ll hate her forever! Erica retorts that Bianca already hates her, but this could make her more open to Kendall in the future, and wouldn’t that be worth taking a risk for? After Bianca realizes she had the courage to tell her the truth, she’ll forgive her, but Kendall knows Erica just doesn’t want to be the one to burst Bianca’s romantic bubble. Erica asks after this is all over, wouldn’t she like to know that she and Bianca had a new understanding? Kendall asks if Erica thinks she could have a new understanding with her? She knows what she wants from her, “Isn’t that what you’re counting on?” She walks away, and Erica returns to Jack’s room and tells Jack she did something she never thought she’d do, ““I asked Kendall to help me with Bianca.”

Lena says this is not a good time. Michael figures out that she has company and says she usually kicks her marks out of bed before dawn—this must be love! He tells her to get rid of her and meet him at the condo, but she insists that’s not possible. Cambias tells her to make it possible! He has news she’ll want to hear, and isn’t in the mood for her lovesick games… Lena hangs up on him, and Bianca asks, “Hey, that wasn’t really my mother, was it?” When Lena says no, Bianca says she looks really rattled. Lena makes an excuse, saying it’s nothing for her to worry about. Lena kisses her hand as Bianca asks if she knows how nice it is for her to have someone to worry about? Bianca eats her breakfast and asks if Lena minds if she takes a shower? Lena wonders why she would mind, and Bianca suggests that she might need her privacy, or that last night was last night. Lena insists this is the most wonderful morning she’s had in a long time, and she’s welcome here anytime. When Bianca goes to the shower, Lena answers a knock at her door to find Michael there. He notes this is cozy, and says he had to see for himself when she hung up on him. Lena has nothing to say to him, but he advises her not to shut him out, “Not unless you want your mother to die in jail!” He brushes past her into the room as Lena demands, “What have you done to my mother?” Michael reminds her that she had a choice, Bianca’s love or her mother’s life, and she chose love. He says for now, he imagines her mother is puttering around in her garden, but as soon as it gets out that her mother the Fascinista was actually an operative with ties to Poland’s secret police, the new regime considers that grounds for life imprisonment, “Isn’t that why the two of you faked her death?”

When Lena asks what he wants, Michael says he wants what they came here for, Boyd Larraby’s mojo in a jar; if she gets this done, they’ll revolutionize the cosmetics industry, and she will have more money than she ever imagined. Lena protests there’s no way Boyd would give up his formula to Bianca, but Michael tells her that fortunately, it’s not floating around in his head anymore. They did file for a patent, so he needs her to get that piece of paper as quickly as possible, “Start with Erica’s safe at Enchantment.” When she starts to protest, Michael grabs her by the hair and pins her down as he says if she gets that document, her mother will live a graceful life in a seaside villa, “You can do whatever you want with that chick in the shower, but if you refuse me, your mother will wither away in her cell, believing that you are a traitor—do you understand?” Lena does, perfectly, and he tells her to open that safe today! She tells him she needs more time, but Cambias says it didn’t take her much time to bed Bianca; that safe should be a snap! He leaves, and Lena looks through Bianca’s purse until she finds a PDA. She finds what she’s looking for, writes down the information and hurriedly puts the PDA back as Bianca comes out of the shower. Bianca takes one look at her face and exclaims, “Oh god, don’t tell me—I know!”

Jack groans at hearing that Lena is just using Bianca, and agrees that Erica’s got to do something before she falls head-over-heels in love; he just gave her a speech about how love conquers all and was worth anything! Erica tells him to just concentrate on getting well, and she’ll take care of Michael Cambias; she’s just going to do something to let Michael Cambias know he’s not nearly as smart as he thinks he is! Jack agrees the guy doesn’t stand a chance against her, and he pities anyone that tampers with her child’s heart, but wants her to be careful; he’s going to worry until they find out what Chris is up to. Erica tells him she just spoke to Chris in the hall, “He wanted to say goodbye.”

Bianca says she’s been through this before and knows the signs—Lena’s having cold feet! Lena moves to her and rubs her shoulders as she tells her she’s just behind on work for the next quarter. Bianca’s sorry, saying Lena must think she’s pathetic, but she’s assured she’s charming. She admits that whenever she’s been in a relationship that felt like it was great, it was always doomed; the thought of being this happy all the time blows her away, and she wants to hang on to it with both hands. Lena thinks that’s sweet, and vows to do everything in her power to protect her. Surprised, Bianca asks, “Protect me from what?” “From me,” Lena admits, but they share a hug as Bianca says she should just let her worry about that. The phone interrupts them again, and Bianca isn’t pleased to hear from Kendall, who says she really needs to talk to her now. She convinces Bianca to meet her, and Bianca hangs up. Lena asks if that was Erica? Bianca tells her Erica is still camping out at the hospital, and she thinks she’ll head over there now. She asks Lena if everything’s okay, and Lena tells her it will be...

Lena goes to Erica’s office as Bianca is meeting Kendall at the hospital. Ms. Kondera looks around and lets herself in; she uses the combination to open the safe. She reaches in and removes the papers inside. At the hospital, Kendall says there’s no easy way to tell her this—Lena is working with Michael Cambias. When Bianca says she doesn’t believe her, Kendall insists she has to, “She’s sleeping with him—they’re lovers!” Bianca slaps her sister across the face—hard!

From Soap Slut
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I've decided not to comment on Kendall's fashion choices until hell freezes over and she wears a nice shirt. She's visiting Erica at the hospital, and Erica pressures her again to warn Bianca about Lena. Kendall can't do it.

Oh. Oh, wow. Bianca is waking up next to Lena. Naked. In bed. Well, Lena's dressed now, but Bianca's ... wow. We didn't even get to see them kiss again, and they're in the sack already? We're definitely getting cheated here. Bianca thanks her for the great time last night as Lena brings her breakfast in bed. The phone rings, of course, as it always does around these two. It's *sshat, letting Lena know that it's "game over."...

Kendall protests that there are other people better suited to talk to Bianca. Like Myrtle, who can "sit Bianca down with a cup of coffee, spill about Lena and tell her a carnie story to make her feel better." Hee. Erica keeps begging, but Kendall's got a good point: this is h**** risky. If Bianca believes her, the whole thing could easily get back to Asshat and her plans would be ruined. Aw, Kendall's also afraid that Bianca will hate her forever. EricaBitch, completely ignoring the fact that Kendall has EMOTIONS, puts that sad little look on Kendall's face by reminding her that Binky already hates her. Erica then takes advantage of Kendall's weakness with the prospect of Bianca being more open to her in the future if Kendall is truthful with her now.

*sshat wants to meet Lena at his condo. She hangs up on him and turns her much-too-chaste attention back to Bianca. They just slept together, they still can't kiss? I'm tired of begging the soap gods to let them make out again. I'll settle for adorable until they change their minds...

Lena promises her scared girlfriend that things are just as great with them this morning as they were last night, and sends Binks off to the shower. *sshat turns up at the door, and stops Lena from slamming it on him...

Lena helped to fake her mother's death, apparently. Aw, did *sshat just say that Lena's mom was a Commie secret spy agent lady? I take that as a shout-out to my own Communist Rage. Don't ask. But I love her mother already, and I really hope we get to meet her. You just know Lena's mother will be so cool. Anyway, *sshat instructs Lena to get the papers that the patent's written down on from Erica's safe and bring them to him. When she refuses, he grabs her by the hair and yanks her hard down onto the sofa. She really looks like she's in pain, and can I just say one more time how much I adore this whole arc? It's so well-acted and believable. All the little details, like *sshat not being above roughing up Lena to get what he wants, are spot-on. We'll see how it all plays out, but so far it's been one of the more impressive since I've been watching the show. And that's almost as long as I've been alive.

Where was I? Oh, yeah. Lena finally kicks *sshat out of the room, but not before agreeing to his request. She starts digging through a purse for something, and ... okay, I'm a little dense. I don't know if that's supposed to be Bianca's purse, and I don't know exactly what she's getting. Let's just say she's being sneaky and bad, and Bianca catches her in the act...

Bianca's all paranoid about Lena liking her, but for no reason. Lena promises to protect Bianca from herself, and they hug (sigh) cutely. The phone rings again, this time it's Kendall wanting to meet with Bianca. Huh, I guess she got over her anger with Erica, then. Binky tries to blow her off but eventually concedes, as Kendall promises that it's serious...

We get a cool view from the ceiling of Lena being sneaky at Enchantment. She's proving Kendall's point for her as we skip back and forth between Lena and Kendall trying to talk sense to Bianca at the hospital. When Kendall drops the news that *sshat and Lena are lovers, Bianca slaps Kendall into next week. Yikes. Meanwhile, Lena appears to have found the patent papers...

On the next All My Children
*sshat warns Lena that she'd better succeed.
Bianca yells at Kendall.
Jack wants to marry Erica "today." Bleh.





ALL GAY RE-CAP

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Read all the All Gay Re-caps at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAllGayRecap/.

Lena parts are indicated in red for those who only want a Lena fix

TODAY ON AMC:

  • Bianca.
  • Lena.
  • A bed.

The Hospital - Erica is still on Kendall's case about warning Bianca, but Kendall has bought a conscience between yesterday and today and she won't do it. Erica thinks that, if she were the one to warn Bianca about Lena, Bianca would take that as a judgment, not a warning. Really, Erica? And why is that? Pesky thing, the judgment you've leveled on your daughter all this time: coming back to bite you in the *ss, is it?


Lena’s Suite - Bianca is waking up, complete with the least believable stretch in the history of humankind. She shouts a good morning to Lena, who arrives in full purple get-up. Tsk tsk tsk: doesn't AMC know it should be lavender?

That sheet is not moving an inch: did they glue it on her body?

Bianca: "Oh, I didn't hear the alarm."
Lena: "Or the marching band. Or breakfast
."

Silly Lena, don't you know you're supposed to wake her up by faking a freak-out?

Lena pinches Bianca's nose: how...maternal. I used to do that to a younger cousin of mine and then I'd say: "Got your nose! Not giving it back!" But that was my cousin, not my lover. We get the age-difference thing, AMC: I'm fairly certain Bianca is pretty psyched that the sexy, lanky Polish fox is older. Move on.

Bianca is unfazed and giggling. I like happy Bianca.

Bianca: "Oh, breakfast: did I really sleep through that?"

Lena is a good girlfriend. She brings the breakfast tray to Bianca, who is still in bed making sure that the sheet won't slip lower.

Bianca: "Last night was...spectacular. I had a great time."

Alright, I'm happy and One With The Yay for the Obviously Happening Gay Sex, but, "I had a great time?" What, did you go on a Ferris Wheel or something? Maybe if you'd had sex on the Ferris Wheel, but this? Bianca, let me instruct you on the way of post-happy gay sex: you can think you had a great time, but you tell your lover that she was great. Not the time that was had: she. Ok? Ok.

Lena: "So did I."

Lena then leans over for...no, not a kiss. A forehead thing. You know, like Kim and Kerry did in ER, only that Kerry was all about the issues while Bianca is all about the happy. The phone rings. How rude.

Bianca: "Of course. Well, that would be my mother's search party flushing us out!"

Heh heh. Lena, still the good girlfriend, runs to the phone and tells Bianca she'll take care of it. I think Bianca is checking out Lena's *ss. Good thinking Bianca: make the most of your time!

Lena picks up the phone; she looks...pleased-happy, sort of like Kim did while she was buttering the bagels. Alas, it does not last long: it’s B******Michael, who says that the "game is over, darling." Ok, I know I said I sometimes call my girlfriend that, but not with that tone. That tone is like tar. Sort of like the way "baby" only works if one says it right, which is almost never.


The Interlude - Some people in the park, shadow boxing. Meaningful music is playing. Fascinating. Then more people I don't know, packing. Riveting. My VCR chirps happily as I move the tape along.


The Hospital - Erica is now talking Kendall's ear off, again about Bianca. Kendall wonders whether Myrtle might be a better messenger than she would be, but Erica doesn't want Myrtle involved no matter how good the "Carnie" story might be. So, what, Myrtle was in a Circus before this? Cool.

Erica wants Kendall to tell Bianca as soon as possible.

Erica: "The longer Bianca goes without knowing this, the more taken in by this woman she is."

I think you mean "will be," but I digress.

Kendall worries that, should Bianca not believe her, she will report to Lena and she, in turn, would go to Michael, thereby blowing Kendall's cover with him.

Kendall: "What if Bianca does believe me? What if she does? Then she'll hate me forever."
Erica: "Kendall, she already hates you: surely you must know that."

Ouch! Stick that knife in deeper, Erica! What's a little more hate gonna do? Come on Kendall, don't be such a ninny: you won't even notice! Erica is such a good mother.

Erica: "This, this could be your chance to change things, because if Bianca realizes that you were trying to protect her, that could make her more open to you in the future. Now, wouldn't that be worth taking a risk for?"

Wow. I don't even know what to say here. Erica seems to believe what she's saying, and she might be right, but look at Kendall! She is so desperate to be part of the family that she'd believe and do anything. Crap, now I feel even sorrier for her.


Lena’s Suite - As Michael continues to blabber on, Lena gets a spine and hangs up on him. Good job Lena. Now, follow through and get all of this out in the open while there's still a chance Bianca might forgive you and let you off easy by making you promise a life of servitude to her. That way, you'll both win.

Bianca: "Hey, that wasn't really my mother, was it?"

Lena brushes it off, but Bianca notices she's a bit rattled. Yeah, talking to a b****** snake will do that to you.

Lena: "It's nothing, it's just this old man. He lives in the hotel; he's lonely: he starts drinking and then he calls me."


U-huh. Well, she can think on her feet.

Bianca says Lena ought to get management involved; Lena says she already has and that it's nothing she should be worrying about.

Bianca: "You know how nice it is for me to have somebody to worry about?"

Aww. Yeah, that is nice, isn't it? Lena knows it, too, because she leans over again, takes Bianca's hand and kisses it, then presses it to her cheek while her eyes close.


The Hospital - Erica zeroes in on Kendall's desire to have a relationship with her sister and presses on.

Erica: "Kendall, please: after Bianca realizes you had the courage to tell her the truth, I am sure she's gonna forgive you."
Kendall: "Better me than you, right?"
Erica: "I beg your pardon?"
Kendall: "Oh come on Erica: you can't stand the thought of your precious daughter shutting you out because you'll explode her romantic bubble!"
Erica: "Listen to me Kendall, after this is all over, after your feelings, your thrill of revenge against Michael Cambias are gone, wouldn't it be nice to know that you and Bianca, you had a new understanding?"
Kendall: "Do you think...could you have a new understanding with me?"

LaKane's work is done. Good job Erica: you've brilliantly exploited all of Kendall's insecurities. Lucifer would be proud. In fact, look, he's turning down the sheets for you as we speak.


Lena’s Suite - Bianca is leaning over, laughing, and then Lena...I'm not sure what she just did: did she get food off of Bianca's face?

Bianca: "Do you mind if I take a shower?"
Lena: "Do I mind? Why would I mind?"
Bianca: "Well, maybe you need some privacy or you have things to do or...maybe last night was last night and this morning is..."
Lena: "This morning is the most wonderful morning I've had in a very long time."
Bianca: "Good. I don't want to intrude."
Lena: "Bianca, you're welcome here. Always. All right?"
Bianca: "All right."
Lena: "Ok, go take your shower. There are fresh towels in the cabinet."

Bianca says she won't be long, Lena tells her to take her time so she can join her later. What? She didn't say that? Well, she wants to.

Lena actually says that Bianca should try the grapefruit scrub. Bianca gets out of bed, Lena turns around to take a look and, yes, she is now checking out Bianca's *ss.

Actually, more than the dialogue, I am noticing the closeness and the small touches throughout these scenes. They seem to be making the most of whatever little leeway they have with this so, while it's lame that they haven't kissed again and we haven't seen the "spectacular" sex, this is not bad.

There's a knock on the door: B******Michael has arrived. Lena wants him to leave, but he hears the water in the shower and asks whether Bianca is expecting Lena. See? I'm not the only one thinking that way! Lena tries to close the door on him, but he prevails and, once more, plays the mother card.

The Other Interlude - The people who were packing before are back on. I am still not interested. Except--oh, great: sex. If it's not Lena and Bianca, I don't want to see it.

What is this? Everyone is kissing! What is AMC doing, making up for the gay cooties? Cowards.


Lena’s Suite - Back to B******Michael and Lena.

Lena: "What have you done to my mother?"
Michael: "Why so shocked? You had a choice, remember? Bianca's love or your mother's life. You chose love."

Michael keeps on making references to Lena's mother having had ties to the secret police and reminds Lena the new government considers that grounds for life imprisonment. Lena calls him a b******. I've got your back Lena, no worries. So, lots of blah blahs later, Michael tells Lena the formula is now finally out of ChemistBoyd's head and is written down for patent; he tells Lena to get to the safe and get the papers. For good measure, he grabs her hair, refers to Bianca as "that trick in the shower" and tells Lena that, since she didn't need that much time to "bed Bianca," opening the safe should be a snap.

Lena starts rummaging in Bianca's purse, gets out the organizer, finds what I assume is the combination to the safe and jots it down. As soon as she returns the organizer to Bianca's purse, Bianca comes out of the bathroom, catches Lena and says: "Oh god, don't tell me. I know."

Yeah, so we're all assuming she now knows what's going on, but that would be too easy, right?


The Hospital - Erica fills in Jack on the particulars of the Lena situation. He seems devastated and tells her Bianca should be warned before she falls head over heels in love. Yeah, good thought there, Jack. But too late.


Lena’s Suite – What do you know and when did you know it?

Lena: "You know?"


Lena seems kind of relieved. Yeah, I would be too. And scared: scared s***less.

Bianca: "Well, yeah, I mean I, I've been through this before. I know the signs: you're uncomfortable and you're preoccupied. You're having cold feet, right?"
Lena: "Cold feet? No, it's just that I have so much work on my mind. I'm behind on my projections for next quarter..."
Bianca: "You don't need to explain that to me. God, you must think that I am a pathetic, insecure wimp."
Lena: "I think you're charming."
Bianca: "Right, real charming. It's just that, whenever it's felt this good, whenever I've been in a relationship that felt like it was great, it was always doomed."
Lena: "Bianca, you mustn't think of doom! You deserve happiness."
Bianca: "It's just...the thought of being this happy, all the time, it blows me away. And I want to hang on to it with both hands. So silly, right?"

Oh Bianca. You are going to need both hands, both feet, and wrist and ankle weights. In fact, you're going to need to suit up like a diver and add the weight belt, too. I swear, if this torture doesn't end soon, I'll have to do something drastic. Why did I start watching this? It's like - like slow heartburn! Not that I have ever had it, but surely it feels like this!

Lena: "No, it's not silly, it's sweet."

All right, paging Agnes Nixon or whomever writes this show: this is not the time to say Bianca’s neurosis are sweet!

Lena: "I'll do everything in my power to protect you."
Bianca: "Protect me? From what?
Lena: "From me."

Good. Not tell her. Go on!

Bianca: "Well, you just let me worry about that."

Oh for Pete's sake! Fine, I'll just enjoy the hug then. Notice the full-body contact, ‘cause this is how lesbians hug. I know because Claire of the Moon, the zenith of awful, awful lesbian movies, told me so.

The phone rings. Bianca curses. I'm with you on this Binks: it does seem as if the phone rings every time you two are alone. It's Kendall. As they speak, Bianca moves closer to Lena, who comforts her while the conversation continues. Bianca agrees to meet Kendall at the hospital.

Bianca asks Lena if she can call her later. Lena is all du'h! Of course! In fact, she hopes Bianca will call.

Bianca: "I think it's ok, right?"
Lena: "Yes, yes. It will be."

Lena is nervous again. Stoopid Lena! Tell her now!


The Cutting Edge Interlude - This is what I think might be considered cutting-edge camera work for daytime TV: It's a sequence that alternates between what Lena and Bianca are doing. Lena is outside Erica's office; Bianca is at the hospital with Kendall.

Bianca: "Ok, what's so urgent Kendall?"

I'm gonna interrupt this and say, good job with the clothes! Bianca is wearing what she had on yesterday, when she and Lena were fumbling with the keys outside Lena's door. It's yet another clue in a pile of hints about the happy gay sex Bianca and Lena had.

Kendall: "Bianca, there is no easy way to tell you this."


Cut to Lena, now making her way into Erica's office.

Kendall: "Stop, listen to me, ok? Lena is lying to you."
Bianca: "Kendall, stop it: I'm not gonna listen to this."
Kendall: "She is working with Michael Cambias."

Back to Lena, who is now punching in the combination of the safe.

Bianca: "I don't believe you."
Kendall: "Well you have to, ok? She's sleeping with him: they're lovers."

Lena has opened the safe and is rifling through some papers.

Bianca and...oh wow. Bianca and the Look Of Hatred. She literally bends her knees, brings her right arm back and slaps Kendall. Hard.


TOMORROW ON AMC: A lot of crap, plus Michael tells Lena he has another job for her and she'd better succeed. Bianca tells Kendall: "If you say one more word against Lena, you're gonna be the one needing a hospital."





PARODY

This parody is by LizzieT.

Lena parts are indicated in red for those who only want a Lena fix

It's the morning after for Bianca and Lena.
Lena: Good morning. Would you like some breakfast?
Bianca: What do you mean it's morning? I wait two years for my first big love scene and it happens off camera?
Lena: At least they didn't make you get dressed before our scenes started today. Have some tea.
Bianca: OK. Then I'll go take a shower so you can talk to someone while I can't hear over the water running.
Lena: Good idea.
Michael: So Lena, I came oozing over to see if you had found the formula yet.
Lena: I can't do it.
Michael: You must. I'll huff and puff and ooze slime all over you until you agree to do my bidding. I'll also have your poor old mother thrown in jail.
Lena: You are so evil.
Michael: Thank you. I'll just be slithering along now.
Bianca: Oh no! You look tense. Is it over? Are you dumping me already? I'm not going to find you in bed with JR am I?
Lena: I'm just tense because of work. I am the CFO of your mother's company you know.
Bianca: I'm sorry. I should have known nothing could go wrong in this relationship. It's not like you're working for my mother's worst enemy or anything. Hey, is that slime in your hair?
Lena: No, it's Enchantment's new hairspray. I think Boyd may be losing his touch.

Kendall and Erica talked at the hospital.
Erica: Did you tell Bianca that Lena is betraying her?
Kendall: I'm not sure if I should. She's going to hate me if I do.
Erica: Maybe she'll be happy that you kept her from being hurt by letting her know her girlfriend is conning her.
Kendall: Is that what happened when you tried to tell her about Frankie?
Erica: OK, Bianca's going to hate you. But at least she won't hate me. My daughter's love means everything to me.
Kendall: What about me? Do I mean anything to you?
Erica: If you help me with this I promise to be nice to you every other Thursday.
Kendall: :::sniff:::sniff:::: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Erica went in to see Jack.
Jack: What were you doing in the hall?
Erica: Something I never thought I'd do in a million years.
Jack: You ordered clothes from Walmart?

Bianca came to see Kendall.
Kendall: Let's stand here in the ICU hallway while I tell you that your girlfriend is sleeping with my boyfriend and working against mom's company. Why right now I'll bet she's stealing something from Enchantment's safe.
Bianca: :::::whack::::::
Kendall: I see you inherited the slapping gene.

Aidan and Maria talked about moving out of the Pine Cone.
Aidan: Yew're tew gewd to live ere at the Poin Cone Mowreen. Oi got us a otel room at the Valley Inn. Soon Oi'll boy us a real ouse.
Maria: Oh Aidan, you're so wonderful. Let's have sex right here in front of the open blinds.
Director: Be sure and show lot's of skin. I want the audience to see more of Aiden and Maria than they ever wanted. And use a weird sort of rolling vertical hold technique. If the audience isn't turned on at least they'll be dizzy.
Aidan: That was grite Mowreen. Almost as gewd as a dirty mewvie. Will yew marry me? Oi've got a doimond ring for yew.

Over at the park Mia's picnic for Maddie got off to a slow start.
Mia: I made fruit salad and chicken.
Maddie: Fusion sucks.
Mia: I made chocolate cupcakes.
Maddie: The smartest thing Jake Martin ever did was dumping you.
Mia: I brought you a lot of presents.
Maddie: Did you buy anything for Sam?
Mia: Of course not. You're the only child that counts.
Maddie: Then maybe I'll speak to you after all.

Meanwhile in the park.
Chris: I told you not to whack Montgomery.
Flanders: I'm a hit man. What did you expect me to do - make him a pot of tea?
Chris: ::::::whack::::
Flanders::::::biff:::::
Chris:::::::choke hold:::::
Flanders::::::thwack:::::

Meanwhile in the park.
Maddie: I'm going to go play now. Don't worry about me. It's not like I'll come across something that will traumatize me for life or anything.
Edmund: Good. You go play and Melanie and I will talk about how we're getting closer with each passing day.
Mia: Mia.
Edmund: Whatever.

Meanwhile in the park.
Flander's gun::::bang::::
Chris: :::::Ughhhhhhh:::::
Maddie: ::::::gasp::::::
Chris: I'll save de kid even dough I've got a bullet in me. Den all dose message board people will be sorry dey weren't nicer to me.
Flander's gun:::::bang::::::
Chris: :::::Looks like dis is it. I hope Ericer misses me.
Maddie: I am so going to be in therapy for the rest of my life.
Flanders: That may not be all that much longer.



QUOTES

Bianca: Last night was spectacular. I had a great time.
Lena: So did I.
[almost a kiss!]

Bianca: [T]hat will be my mother's search party flushing us out.

Michael: It's me. Game over, darling.

Kendall: [W]hat about Myrtle? I mean, Myrtle can sit Bianca down with a cup of coffee, spill about Lena, then tell her a carny story to make her feel better. And Bianca will believe her. I'll just muck it up.

Kendall: [W]hat if Bianca does believe me? What if she does? Then she'll hate me forever.
Erica: Kendall, she already hates you.

Michael: Oh, you have company, do you? You usually kick your marks out of bed before dawn. It must be love.

Bianca: Hey, that wasn't really my mother, was it?

Lena: Oh, it's nothing. It's just this old man who lives in the hotel, and he's lonely. He starts drinking and then he calls me.

Bianca: Do you know how nice it is for me to have somebody to worry about?

Erica: I did something I never thought I would do.
Jack: And that would be?
Erica: I asked Kendall to help me with Bianca.

Lena: Take your time. Try the grapefruit scrub.

Michael: Was Bianca expecting you, or can you chat?

Michael: Oh, why such shock? You had a choice, remember? Bianca's love or your mother's life. You chose love.

Michael: Well, for now, I imagine she's puttering around in her garden in Oostende. But as soon as word gets out that your mother the fashionist was actually communist, with ties to the secret police, no less, your new government might have other plans for her.

Michael: You never used to doubt me, Lena. You know, since your mother was an operative with Poland’s secret police, the new regime considers that grounds for life imprisonment. Isn't that why the two of you faked her death?

Michael: I want what we came here for -- Boyd Larraby's mojo in a jar. Now, if you get this done, we'll revolutionize the cosmetics industry and you will have more money than you could ever imagine.

Michael: Listen, I want you to open that safe and get that document. Then your mother will live a graceful life in her seaside villa. You can do whatever you want with that trinket in the shower. But if you refuse me, your mother will wither away in her cell, believing that you betrayed her. Ok? Do you understand?

Jack: What are you up to?
Erica: Nothing illegal, Counselor. Just going to do a little something that's going to let Michael Cambias know that he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is.

Bianca: Right. Real charming. It's just that whenever it's felt this good, whenever I’ve been in a relationship that felt like it was great, it was always doomed.

Kendall: She's sleeping with him. They're lovers.
[Bianca gives Kendall a KaneWoman (tm) slap]



TRANSCRIPT

Unverified in non-clip parts
Annotated transcript by "C"

***** (clip a) [Previously on AMC: Bianca wants comfort sex]

Previously on "All My Children" --
Edmund: Mia made this day especially just for you.
Erica: Could you find it in your heart to help your sister?
[amc030507a-inc starts]
Bianca: I want to know what it feels like to be with somebody and never want to leave.
[amc030507a-inc ends]
Flanders: I sent a message to Montgomery. Now I'm looking for my ticket and my passport out of here.
Chris: You watch your back. Flanders knows you taped those conversations, and he's not a man to be fooled with.

***** (clip b) [Kendall finks out on telling Bianca about Lena( no Lena)]

[amc030507b starts]

Erica: Kendall. I'm surprised to see you.
Kendall: Well, I knew you'd be here with Jackson. How is he?
Erica: Oh, he's -- he's still a little weak, but he's certainly ready to get out of here.
Kendall: Oh, good, I'm glad.
Erica: Well, so, did you do it? Did you tell Bianca about how Lena is involved with Michael Cambias?
Kendall: Not yet. I've been thinking about it and --
Erica: Well, Kendall, you have to do it, I mean, because if I talk to Bianca about Lena, then she -- she will take it as a judgment, not a warning. But if it comes from you, then maybe it'll work.
Kendall: I'm sorry, Erica, but I can't do it.

***** (clip c) [Lena and Bianca the morning after!]

[amc030507c starts]
[Sunlight streams into Lena's hotel room. Camera pans in on a sleeping Binks (she's on the left side of the bed), who stretches and sits up. She's naked, but the sheets are apparently magically superglued in place to keep her covered]
Bianca: [calling offscreen] Morning. Oh. [Lena enters, fully dressed, although her clothes are uncharacteristically rumpled. She's wearing a shirt in a faintly shiny fabric (I can't decide on the color but on my monitor it looks like a dusky purple mixed with gray) with the top two buttons undone and sleeves that end just below the elbows, the matching skirt is a calf-length narrow A-line. The shirt seems to be a little too big through the body, or anyways it's not as tailored as it could be; it kind of pooches out in the back where it's badly or hastily tucked into the skirt, and it doesn't quite fit properly across the chest. Not a bad outfit, just not one of her sharpest -- though really I guess my main objection to it is that she wasn't allowed to be shown waking up nekkid along with Binks. D*****] I didn't hear the alarm.
Lena: Or the marching band, or breakfast.
[Lena tweaks Binks on the nose; Binks giggles]
Bianca: Ohhh, breakfast. [Lena walks over to a room service tray] I really slept through that?
Lena: Mmhmm.
Bianca: Did I snore?
Lena: The waiter fled in terror. [pours a cup of coffee] Coffee?
Bianca: Please
Lena: You like it black, right?
Bianca: Yes, very. [Lena brings the tray over to the bed] Mmm.
Lena: Hope you're hungry.
Bianca: Wonderful. Hey, last night was... spectacular. I had a great time.
Lena: So did I.
[Lena leans in toward Binks, who caresses her on the shoulder. The phone rings]
Bianca: Of course. Well, that will be my mother's search party, flushing us out.
Lena: [getting up] I'll take care of it. Hello?
Voice of Michael: It's me. [Lena's expression closes and becomes wary] Game over, darling.

***** (clip d) [Erica tries to reconvince Kendall to tell Bianca about Lena (no Lena)]

[amc030507d starts]
Erica: You're the only who can do this, Kendall.
Kendall: Well, what about Myrtle? I mean, Myrtle can sit Bianca down with a cup of coffee, spill about Lena, then tell her a carny story to make her feel better. And Bianca will believe her. I'll just muck it up.
Erica: I don't want Myrtle involved in this. And you still want to shred Michael Cambias, don't you?
Kendall: You know I do.
Erica: Well, then you have to do this. You really have to do this, Kendall. And sooner. Sooner than later, because the longer Bianca goes without knowing this, the more taken in by this woman she is.
Kendall: I still think it's too risky.
Erica: Too risky? For whom?
Kendall: For me.
Erica: Kendall, please.
Kendall: Listen, Erica. Listen to me, ok? If Bianca doesn't believe me, she's going to go straight to Lena. Then Lena’s going to go straight to Michael. Do you know how hard I have worked to make him trust me? If he finds out that I tipped off Bianca about Lena, that's it. It's over.
Erica: Look, crushing Michael Cambias is very, very important, but it's nothing compared to protecting Bianca. It's much more important to protect Bianca than a petty revenge scheme.
Kendall: Our deal was that we would bring Michael down together. This could blow everything.
Erica: Not if you handle it correctly.
Kendall: Ok. Well, what if -- what if Bianca does believe me? What if she does? Then she'll hate me forever.
Erica: Kendall, she already hates you. I mean, surely, you must know that. But this -- this could be your chance to change things.
Kendall: How?
Erica: Because if Bianca realizes that you were trying to protect her, that could make her more open to you in the future. Now, wouldn't that be worth taking a risk for?

***** (clip e) [Lena hangs up on Michael and goes back to Bianca-izing]

[amc030507e starts]
Lena: [on phone; Binks eats breakfast in the background] Now's not... a good time.
Voice of Michael: Mm. You have company, do you? You usually kick your marks out of bed before dawn. Must be love.
Lena: This really isn't any of your business.
Voice of Michael: Get rid of her. Meet me at my condo.
Lena: I'm afraid that's not possible.
[Binks looks over, listening in]
Voice of Michael: Make it possible. I have information you want to hear. Lena. Lena, I... you know, I'm not in the mood for your lovesick games --
[Lena disconnects and slams down the phone]
Bianca: Hey, that wasn't really my mother, was it?
[Lena turns, then walks over]
Lena: No.
Bianca: Hey, you seem -- you seem kind of... rattled.
[Lena sits on the other side of the bed]
Lena: [making dismissive gestures] Oh, it's, it's nothing, it's just this old man, he lives in the hotel. He's lonely, he starts drinking and then he calls me.
Bianca: Well, that's -- that's terrible. You need to get the management to take care of that.
Lena: Oh, I already did, it's not a problem, really. It's nothing for you to worry about.
[Lena leans toward Binks]
Bianca: Do you know how nice it is for me to have somebody to worry about?
[Bianca caresses Lena's hair; Lena grasps Binks' hand, kisses the back of it, holds it briefly to her cheek and then looks up at Binks with the Schmoopy Eyes of Love]

***** (clip f) [Erica offers to understand Kendall anew if she tells Bianca about Lena (no Lena)]

Kendall: It's a [amc030507f-inc starts] hell of a risk.
Erica: Kendall, please. After Bianca realizes that you had the courage to tell her the truth, I am sure she's going to forgive you.
Kendall: Better me than you, right?
Erica: I beg your pardon?
Kendall: Oh, come on, Erica. You can't stand the thought of your precious daughter shutting you out because you exploded her romantic bubble.
Erica: Listen to me, Kendall. After this is all over, after your feelings, your thrill of revenge against Michael Cambias are gone, wouldn't it be nice to know that you and Bianca -- you had a new understanding?
Kendall: Do you think -- could you have a new understanding with me?
Erica: Kendall, if you help me with this, I am sure that I might have a new understanding with whatever it is you want from me.
Kendall: Ok, you know what? You know what I want, Erica. You know what I want from you. Isn't that what you're counting on? [Kendall leaves]

***** (clip g) [Erica tells Jack about her new alliance with Kendall (no Lena)]

[amc030507g starts]
[heart monitor beeps]
Erica: Hi, there.
Jack: Hi, yourself. You got all your calls made?
Erica: I suppose so.
Jack: You suppose so? What is that supposed to mean? I mean, what -- what happened out there?
Erica: Oh. Well, I -- I did something I never thought I would do.
Jack: And that would be?
Erica: I asked Kendall to help me with Bianca.

***** (clip h) [Michael visits Lena while Bianca is in the shower with the grapefruit scrub]

[amc030507h starts]
[Binks ties her bathrobe]
Lena: Oh, here, wait.
[Lena wipes something off Binks' face and sits beside her on the edge of the bed]
Bianca: Thank you. Do you mind if I take a shower?
Lena: Do I mind? Why would I mind?
Bianca: Well, I don't know. Maybe you, ah, need some privacy, or you have things to do, or maybe, you know, last night was last night, and this morning is --
Lena: [leaning in toward Binks, again looking up at her with the Schmoopy Eyes of Love] This morning is the most wonderful morning I've had [Binks caresses Lena's hair] in a very long time.
Bianca: Good. I just -- I don't want to intrude.
Lena: Bianca, you're welcome here. Always. [Binks rubs Lena's shoulder] All right?
Bianca: All right.
Lena: Okay, go take your shower. There's fresh towels in the cabinet.
Bianca: All right. [Binks hops off the bed] I won't be long.
Lena: Take your time. [calls offscreen] Try the grapefruit scrub.
[knock on door]
Lena: What now? [Lena opens the door] Michael.
Michael: Cozy.
Lena: What are you doing here?
Michael: Well, when you hung up on me, I had to see for myself.
Lena: I want you to leave.
Michael: Was Bianca expecting you, or can you chat?
Lena: I have nothing to say to you.
Michael: Don't shut me out, darling. Not unless you want your mother to die in jail.

***** (clip i) [Michael threatens to kill Lena's mother so Lena takes inforation from Bianca's purse]

[amc030507i starts]
Lena: What have you done to my mother?
Michael: Oh, why such shock? You had a choice, remember? Bianca's love or your mother's life. You chose love.
Lena: Where is she?
Michael: Well, for now, I imagine she's puttering around in her garden in Oostende. But as soon as word gets out that your mother the fashionist was actually communist, with ties to the secret police, no less, your new government might have other plans for her.
Lena: Michael, you don't know anything.
Michael: You never used to doubt me, Lena. You know, since your mother was an operative with Poland’s secret police, the new regime considers that grounds for life imprisonment. Isn't that why the two of you faked her death?
Lena: You b******.
Michael: I saw pictures of her grave. Very authentic, very beautiful. Not as pretty as her seaside villa, especially this time of year.
Lena: What do you want?
Michael: I want what we came here for -- Boyd Larraby's mojo in a jar. Now, if you get this done, we'll revolutionize the cosmetics industry and you will have more money than you could ever imagine.
Lena: Michael, it's not possible. There's no way that Boyd will give up his formula to Bianca.
Michael: Yeah, well, fortunately, it's not floating around in his head anymore. He's finally written it down, but they did file a patent, so I need you to get that piece of paper as quickly as possible. Do you understand?
Lena: I wouldn't even know where to start looking.
Michael: Why don't you start in her safe -- Erica’s safe at Enchantment?
Lena: I don't --
Michael: Listen, [Michael roughhouses Lena] I want you to open that safe and get that document. Then your mother will live a graceful life in her seaside villa. You can do whatever you want with that trinket in the shower. But if you refuse me, your mother will wither away in her cell, believing that you betrayed her. Ok? Do you understand?
Lena: Perfectly.
Michael: Good. Now get that safe open today.
Lena: Michael, I need more time.
Michael: Well, it didn't take you much time to bed Bianca. Safe should be a snap.
[Michael leaves and Lena starts to go through Bianca's purse]
Bianca: Lena, the scrub was divine.
[She finds Bianca's PDA and turns it on]
Lena: Oh. Glad you enjoyed it. [Lena looks for inforamtion on the PDA] Come on, come on. Yes.
[Lena writes down information from it and then Lena quickly returns it to Bianca's purse]
Bianca: [enters drying her hair with a towel] Oh, Lena, I think that that must be -- [Binks catches sight of Lena's somewhat distraught expression and her face falls] Oh, God, don't tell me. I know.

***** (clip j) [Erica brings Jack up to snuff on the Lena matter (no Lena)]

[amc030507j starts]
Erica: Lena is lying to Bianca.
Jack: Oh, no.
Erica: She's using her. So what do you suggest that I do? Nothing?
Jack: No, you've got to do something before she falls head over heels in love.
Erica: Exactly. I don't want to see Bianca taken advantage of at all anyway.
Jack: Neither do I. Erica, I just gave her this big speech on how love was worth risking it all. For pete's sake, what was I thinking?
Erica: No, no, listen to me. You just concentrate on getting your strength back, that's all. I'll take care of Michael Cambias.
Jack: What are you up to?
Erica: Nothing illegal, Counselor. Just going to do a little something that's going to let Michael Cambias know that he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is.
Jack: Well, he doesn't stand a chance against you. And I pity anybody that tampers with your child's heart. Just be careful, please.
Erica: Don't worry about me.
Jack: I will worry about you. I'm going to worry until we find out what Chris is up to.
Erica: Chris? Well, I just spoke to him in the hall.
Jack: Chris came to see you? Here? What did he want?
Erica: He -- he wanted to say goodbye.

***** (clip k) [Lena thinks Bianca knows abut Michael but is mistaken; Kendall asks to see Bianca]

[amc030507k-alt-inc starts]
Lena: You know?
Bianca: [amc030507k-inc starts] Well, yeah. [facing away from Lena so that she's talking to her reflection in the mirror] I mean I, I, I... I've been through this before. I know the signs: you're uncomfortable, and you're preoccupied -- you're having cold feet, right?
Lena: Cold feet? Bianca, no [places hands on Binks' shoulders and kisses her on top of her head], it's just that I have so much work on my mind, I'm behind on my projections for next quarter --
Bianca: Of course. You, you don't need to explain that to me. God, you must think that I am a pathetic, insecure wimp.
Lena: No [turns Binks around to face her], I think you're charming.
Bianca: Right, real charming. It's just that whenever it's felt this good, whenever I've been in a relationship that felt like it was great, it was always doomed.
Lena: Oh, Bianca [caresses Binks' face], you mustn't think of doom. You deserve happiness.
Bianca: It's just the thought of being this happy, all the time... it blows me away, and I want to hang onto it with both hands. That's so silly, right?
Lena: No, no, it's not silly, it's sweet [holds Binks' hands]. I'll do everything in my power to protect you.
Bianca: Protect me from what?
Lena: From me.
Bianca: Well [puts hand behind Lena's neck], you just let me worry about that. [pulls Lena into a hug (any het couple would be sucking face right now). Binks' cell phone rings and they] Oh, d****t!
Lena: It could be about your Uncle Jack.
Bianca: Oh, God, of course you're right.
[[amc030507k-alt-inc ends]
[ring]
Bianca: Hello?
Kendall: Bianca, it's Kendall.
Bianca: What do you want?
Kendall: I need to see you right now. Can you please come to the hospital?
Bianca: Is it about my uncle Jack? Did something happen?
Kendall: No, no, he's fine. I just -- I really need to talk to you.
Bianca: You know, I don't know. I'm busy. I have classes. I have a meeting.
Kendall: No, do you think that I wouldn't be asking you this if it wasn't important?
Bianca: All right. Look, Kendall, this better not be --
Kendall: It's not, Bianca.
Lena: Was that Erica? Are you meeting her at the office later on?
Bianca: No, she's still camping out at the hospital. In fact, I think I’m going to head over there right now. Can I call you later?
Lena: I hope you will.
Bianca: Ok. Everything's ok. Right?
Lena: Yes, yes. It will be.

***** (clip l) [Lena sneaks into Erica's office to steal Boyd's formula]

[amc030507l starts]
[Security cam shot of Lena walking up to Erica's office at Enchantment and her looking around to make sure she isn't seen.
[Lena enters Erica's office]

***** (clip m) [Kendall tells Bianca about Lena while Lena is trying to steal Boyd's formula]

[amc030507m starts]

Bianca: Ok. What's so urgent, Kendall?
Kendall: Bianca, there's no easy way to tell you this. [Cut to Lena walking into Erica's office] Stop. [Bianca tries to leave but Kendall stops her] Listen to me, ok? Lena is lying to you.
Bianca: Kendall, stop it. I'm not going to listen to this.
Kendall: Listen to me -- she is working with Michael Cambias.
[Lena goes to the safe, gets out the combination that she wrote down from Bianca's PDA, and punches in the combination]
Bianca: I don't believe you.
Kendall: Well, you have to, ok? She's sleeping with him. They're lovers.
[Lena opens the safe and starts to rifle through the contents]
[Bianca gives Kendall a KaneWoman (tm) slap]

***** (clip n) [Next on AMC: Michael has another job for Lena and Bianca is really angry at Kendall for telling her about Lena]

On the next "All My Children" --
Maria: I -- I don't even know what to say.
[amc030507n2-inc starts]
Michael: I've got another job for you. And this time you'd better succeed.
[amc030507n2-inc ends]
[amc030507n3-inc ends]
Bianca: If you say one more word against Lena, you're going to be the one needing a hospital.
[amc030507n3-inc ends]
Jack: I want to marry you today.



CLIPS

I have the following complete clips: B, C, D, E, G, H, I, J, L, M
amc030507b.mpg (7.2m; 0:42) Kendall finks out on telling Bianca about Lena( no Lena)
amc030507c.mpg (10.9m; 1:04) Lena and Bianca the morning after!
amc030507d.mpg (19m; 1:51) Erica tries to reconvince Kendall to tell Bianca about Lena (no Lena
amc030507e.mpg (10.6m; 1:02) Lena hangs up on Michael and goes back to Bianca-izing
amc030507g.mpg (6.4m; 0:37) Erica tells Jack about her new alliance with Kendall (no Lena)
amc030507h.mpg (14.1m; 1:23) Michael visits Lena while Bianca is in the shower with the grapefruit scrub
amc030507i.mpg (28.1m; 2:45) Michael threatens to kill Lena's mother so Lena takes inforation from Bianca's purse
amc030507j.mpg (12.8m; 1:15) Erica brings Jack up to snuff on the Lena matter (no Lena)
amc030507l.mpg (2m; 0:12) Lena sneaks into Erica's office to steal Boyd's formula
amc030507m.mpg (7.5m; 0:44) Kendall tells Bianca about Lena while Lena is trying to steal Boyd's formula

I have the following incomplete clips: A, F, K, N
amc030507a-inc.mpg (1.6m; 0:09) Previously on AMC: Bianca wants comfort sex
amc030507f-inc.mpg (12.6m; 1:14) Erica offers to understand Kendall anew if she tells Bianca about Lena (no Lena)
amc030507k-inc.mpg (26.1m; 2:33) Lena thinks Bianca knows abut Michael but is mistaken; Kendall asks to see Bianca
amc030507k-alt-inc.mov (8.7m; 1:34) Half of the the above clip, but has the beginnig with Lena speaking
amc030507n-inc2.mpg (1.1m; 0:06) Next on AMC: Michael has another job for Lena
amc030507n-inc3.mpg (965k; 0:05) Next on AMC: Bianca is really angry at Kendall for telling her about Lena

If anyone has complete clips or access to a videotape or other media with full clips on them, please contact me ASAP, Kym

The above described clips can also be found on my shared folder on AIM (http://www.aim.com to download). My user name on AIM is kymtaborn. E-mail me with your AIM user name (ktaborn@lightspeed.net) and I will give you access to the shared folder. When you have access, you can right click my user name on your buddy list and then click on get file. That should get you into the shared folder. If you have problems, then tweak your firewall. The downloads are slow because it has to go through the AIM filter AND often there are a lot of people downloading along with you. I apologize for the slow speed but this is the only way that I can distribute the clips at this time.

I am eliciting volunteers to host the clips throughout the web. If you have 5-25megs of space you can lend to this project, please let me know!



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