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The Abyss
Virgil's appetite was suppressed during the making of this motion picture.Adventures in the Sin Trade I
No dead Amazons lost their lives during the production of this motion picture.Adventures in the Sin Trade II
Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.Altared States
No Unrelenting or Severely Punishing Deities were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Amphipolis Under Siege
Post production was under siege during the production of this motion picture.Animal Attraction
Although the rabbit died, no other animals were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Antony & Cleopatra
No rubberized snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards
The producers would like to acknowledge and pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick, Kirk Douglas and all those who were involved with the making of the film classic, Spartacus. Additional thanks to Steve Reeves.=B
Back in the Bottle
Pao Su's split personality was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.Been There, Done That
The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess.Between the Lines
Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production of this motion picture.Between the Lines
Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production of this motion picture.Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts
No Oversized Polynesian-style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives.The Bitter Suite
The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D by this episode.Blind Faith
Once again, Gabrielle's luck with men was harmed during the production of this motion picture.=C
Callisto
Joxer's nose was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, his crossbow was severely damaged.Chakram
Xena's dark and violent past were not harmed during the production of this motion picture.A Comedy of Eros:
No Cherries were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Coming Home
Xena & Gabrielle's psyches were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Convert
Argo's gastronomical condition was cleared up upon the completion of this motion picture.Cradle of Hope
No babies were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Crusader
Xena's Best Chewing Tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.=D
Dangerous Prey
Raczar mysteriously disappeared at the completion of production of this motion picture and is rumored to have been living under the guise of 'Prince Vladimar Barbeque Raczar'.Daughter of Pomira
No Blonde-Hair, Blue-Eyed Horde girls or their extended families were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Lakota toti. Bonai. Soli bonai (People all. Good. Only good).A Day in the Life
No slimy eels were harmed during the production of this motion picture despite their reputation as a fine delicacy in select cultures of the known world.Death In Chains
No jumbo-sized cocktail rats were harmed during the making of this motion picture.Death Mask
No messenger doves were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several were reported missing in action, and search-and-rescue efforts are under way.The Debt I
No Frock Tarts were killed during the production of this motion picture although they wish they had been.The Debt II
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doen't know it yet) during the production of this motion picture.Deja Vu All Over Again
No sword-wielding, card-playing, therapy-seeking French Freedom fighters were delivered during the production of this motion picture. However rumors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed.The Deliverer
Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbecue sauce to bring out the full favor of the episode.Destiny
Julius Caesar was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers deny responsibility of any unfortunate acts of betrayal occurring soon thereafter.Devi
In memory of Women's Best Friend: Bear, Dodger, Kali, Samantha, Taffy, BearThe Dirty Half Dozen
No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?=E
Endgame
Pompey's rule came to a head during the making of this motion picture.Eternal Bonds
Ares' virility was harmed during the production of this motion picture.Eve
Joxer's sudden and unexpected death slowed down his rapid aging process during the production of this motion picture.The Execution
By popular demand ‘The Executioner' will bring back his comfortable lightweight cotton-flax blend robe in a variety of spring colors.=F
Fallen Angel
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.A Family Affair
No Spike-skinned, Prickly, Incredibly hungry offspring who can't stand to run were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Fins, Femmes & Gems
Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to it's original condition.A Fistful of Dinars
No Ambrosia was Spilled, Spoiled or in any way harmed during the making of this motion picture. (Thanks to the indefinite shelf life of marshmallows.)For Him the Bell Tolls
The producers wish to acknowledge the inspiration of Danny Kaye and pay tribute to the classic motion picture Court Jester.Forget me Not
Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during the production of this motion picture.Forgiven
No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Friend in Need I
Xena and Gabrielle's Flying Circus and Amateur Fire Brigade will be arriving in your town soon.Friend in Need II
Xena was permanently harmed during the making of this motion picture but she kept up her spirits.The Furies
Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be opening their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off Broadway soon.=G
Gabrielle's Hope
Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture.Giant Killer
No biblical myths or icons were irreparably mangled during the production of this motion picture.Girls Just Wanna have Fun
No Bloodsucking Bacchae were harmed during the making of this motion picture. However, several Dryads lost their heads.God Fearing Child
Zeus cashed in his chips during the production of this motion picture.The God You Know
Gabrielle's undercover disguise was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.A Good Day
No permanent battle scars were inflicted during the production of this motion picture.The Greater Good
Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure. Play it safe.=H
Haunting of Amphipolis
No maggots were harmed during the filming of this motion picture, though a few were found in Gabrielle's teeth.Heart of Darkness
All Hell broke loose during the filming of this motion picture.Here She Comes ... Miss Amphipolis
No ribbons were harmed during the making of this motion picture. However several experienced severe motion sickness.Hooves & Harlots
No males, Centaurs, or Amazons were harmed during the production of this motion picture.=I
Ides of March
Xena and Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion picture.If the Shoe Fits
No Fractured Fables were harmed during the production of this motion picture.In Sickness & In Hell
No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during the production of this motion picture.Intimate Stranger
Argo was not harmed during the making of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psycho-therapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust towards Xena.Is There a Doctor in the House?
Being that war is hell, lots of people were harmed during the production of this motion picture (but since television is a dramatic medium of make-believe, all casualties removed their prosthetic make-up and went home unscathed).=K
The Key to the Kingdom
No Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origins, were harmed during the filming of this motion picture.Kindred Spirits
Many Cinnamon Swirls lost their lives during the making of Gabrielle's headdress.King Con
No con men were conned during the production of this motion picture.King of Assassins
Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture.=L
Last of the Centaurs
The centaur population was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.Legacy
Despite severe air turbulence, no sand dunes were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although some experienced periodic bouts of motion sickness.Lifeblood
Warning: The Surgeon General confirms practising Weird and Grotesque Amazon rituals may be hazardous to your health.Little Problems
No pie tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask.Livia
Due to an overabundance of Beans and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastrointestinal problem intensified during the production of this motion picture.Locked Up & Tied Down
No rabid flesh-eating crabs were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Looking Death on the Eye
Death almost died during the production of this motion picture.Lost Mariner
Cecrops' Joie de Vivre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire
No lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture.=M
Many Happy Returns
No fish guts were harmed in the making of this motion picture.Married With Fishsticks
No Sea Nymphs or other Denizens of the Deep were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Maternal Instincts
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production of this motion picture.Mortal Beloved
No winged Harpies were harmed or sent to a fiery grave during the production of this motion picture.Motherhood
All the gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture.=N
A Necessary Evil
The reputation of the Amazon Nation was not harmed despite Velasca's overly radical adherence to an otherwise valid belief system.=O
Old Ares Had a Farm
Ares went to the dogs during the making of this motion picture.One Against an Army
Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion picture.Orphan of War
No sleazy warlords who find it necessary to drink magic elixirs that turn them into scaly Centaurs were harmed during the production of this motion picture.=P
Paradise Found
Paradise was found, but not necessarily embraced, during the production of this motion picture.Past Imperfect
Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture.Path of Vengeance
The disclaimer for this episode was harmed during the making of this motion picture.The Play's the Thing
Although no great literary works were harmed or plagiarized, a few thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion picture.The Price
To show sympathy for the Horde, 'kaltaka' was only served upon request.The Prodigal
Meleager the Mighty, the generally tipsy and carousing warrior-for-hire, was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.Prometheus
Iolaus was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the Green Egg Men went on to live prosperous lives.Punch Lines
Gabrielle and Argo were shrunk and Permanently Pressed during the production of this motion picture.Purity
To obtain a copy of Joxer's recipe for Moo Shu Sauce and other Chinese delicacies visit your local bookstore or look for it at the tavern.=Q
The Quest
Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took Autolycus weeks to get his swagger back.The Quill Is Mightier
No naked Gabrielles were harmed during the production of this motion picture.=R
Remember Nothing
Xena's memory was not damaged or ... what was I saying?Return of Callisto
Although Xena finally conquered her dark nemesis Callisto, it took her weeks to get the sand out of her leather unmentionables.Return of the Valkyrie
Any similarities between our story and the classic children's fairy tale is purely coincidental.The Rheingold
No flying horses were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although several villages were bombarded with aerial manure.The Ring
Gabrielle's popularity surged during the making of this motion picture.The Royal Couple of Thieves
No ancient and inflexible rules governing moral behavior were harmed during the production of this motion picture.=S
The Sacrifice I
No pulsing coccoons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment.The Sacrifice II
Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of this motion picture.A Solstice Carol
Senticles was not harmed during in the making of this motion picture. However, several chimneys are in dire need of repair.Soul Possession
Joxer's process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture.Succession
Ares' Libido was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.=T
Takes One to Know One
Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this motion picture.A Tale of Two Muses
No self-righteous magistrates intent on suppressing the basic human right of freedom of expression were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Ten Little Warlords
No one was harmed in the making of the motion picture. However, Xena's ability to recover her body was severely impeded by Lucy Lawless's unexpected mishap.Them Bones, Them Bones
Xena and Alti were Bad To The Bone during the production of this motion picture.Ties That Bind
No fathers, spiritual or biological, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.To Helicon and Back
No shark bait was harmed during the making of this motion picture.Tsunami
No cast or crew were singing "Tanks for the Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "strike the set" was given new meaning.=U
Ulysses
Despite Gabrielle's incessant hurling, Ulysses' ship was not harmed in the production of this motion picture.=V
Vanishing Act
Upon the completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' scuba gear was placed on display at the Athens' Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future generations to come.=W
Warrior ... Priestess ... Tramp
Despite another lookalike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.Warrior ... Princess
Neither Xena nor her remarkable coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.Warrior ... Princess ... Tramp
Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Meg, however, suffered minor injuries while preparing Aardvark nuggets for King Lias.The Way
Any similarities between Hanuman and a major character in the motion picture classic "Planet of the Apes" is purely coincidental.When Fates Collide
As the Fates would have it, Caesar was once again harmed during the making of this motion picture.When in Rome: Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count.
Who's Gurkhan?
Xena's uncanny ability to recover from devastating wounds was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.=X
The Xena Scrolls
No Hollywood Producers were harmed in the making of this motion picture.=Y
You Are There
The concept of linear time was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.
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