Whoosh! Issue 40 - January 2000


The Words, The Lines, The Action




AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION

Okay! Okay! So I was late with the thank you cards

Xena, somewhat unamused



"I'm looking for my best friend ... 6ft. tall, dark hair, lots of leather. She fights like the Harpies in a bad mood."
Gabrielle to Sphaerus
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"I want to know if you've seen a friend of mine. He's tall, broad shoulders, big arms, very handsome."
Iolaus to merchant
PROMETHEUS




"HELLO"

"Hello."
Xena to young boy
SINS OF THE PAST
Starving man to Princess Diana as Xena
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS
Gabrielle to Minya
A DAY IN THE LIFE
Gabrielle to guards
THE EXECUTION

"Hello, and how nice to see you again."
Autolycus to Jett
KING OF ASSASSINS

"Hello, Crassus!"
Xena
WHEN IN ROME

"Hello, Draco."
Xena
SINS OF THE PAST
A COMEDY OF EROS

"Hello, father."
Sphaerus
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"Hello from Malechis."
Autolycus to Tarsus
VANISHING ACT

"Hello, Gabrielle."
Thea
THE TITANS

"Hello, Gabrielle."
Velasca
A NECESSARY EVIL

"Hello, Goliath."
Xena
GIANT KILLER

"Hello, handsome."
Xena to Micah
FORGIVEN

"Hello, Hower."
Minya
A DAY IN THE LIFE

Hower Power

Hower, a man worth greeting


"Hello, Kaleipus."
Xena
MATERNAL INSTINCTS

"Hello, little friend."
Salmoneus to Gabrielle
THE BLACK WOLF

"Hello, little one."
Atyminius to Gabrielle
MORTAL BELOVED

"Hello, Meg."
Xena
WARRIOR ... PRIESTESS ... TRAMP

"Hello, Meg."
Bailius
WARRIOR ... PRIESTESS ... TRAMP

"Hello, Mother."
Hope
SACRIFICE II

"Hello, Perdicus."
Xena
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"Hello, princess."
Gabrielle to Diana
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP

"Hello, Pumpkin."
Callisto to Hope
SACRIFICE I

EVERYONE has problems with plastic wrap

Pumpkin in her pupa stage


"Hello-- the love goddess is off the clock."
Aphrodite to Joxer
THE QUILL IS MIGHTIER

"Hello, Theodorus."
Xena
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"Hello, there."
Hesiod to Thea and Hyperion
THE TITANS

"Hello, Ulysses."
Xena
ULYSSES

"Hello, Velasca."
Callisto
A NECESSARY EVIL

"Hello, Xena."
Sinteres
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES
Arkel
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES
Iolaus
PROMETHEUS
Callisto
INTIMATE STRANGER
Ares
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS
M'Lila
DESTINY
Ulysses
ULYSSES
Meg
WARRIOR...PRIESTESS...TRAMP
Caesar
WHEN IN ROME

"Karas, hello."
Celesta
DEATH IN CHAINS

"Well, hello there.
Autolycus to Cleopatra
KING OF ASSASSINS

"Why, hello there, Xena."
Callisto
SACRIFICE II




ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL


"You?!"

Gabrielle to Sphaerus
CHARIOTS OF WAR
Nemos re: having Xena brought to his room
CRADLE OF HOPE
Hyperion to Xena
THE TITANS
Melosa to Gabrielle
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

No, I did NOT say 'Pepsi' challenge

Melosa is surprised when Gabrielle demands the Royal Challenge



Koulos to Xena
Salmoneus to Gabrielle
THE BLACK WOLF
Andrus to Xena
TIES THAT BIND
Malik to Toris
DEATH MASK
Dagon to Goliath
GIANT KILLER
Orpheus to Joxer
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Hades to Callisto as Xena
Callisto as Xena to Hades
INTIMATE STRANGER
Judge Arbus to Xena dressed an the executioner
THE EXECUTION

"What?!"

Xena to Darius
CHARIOTS OF WAR
Xena to oracle
PROMETHEUS
Phantes to Melosa
HOOVES AND HARLOTS
Gabrielle to the bards re: their plan
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY
Thersites to Xena
A FISTFUL OF DINARS
Marcus to Xena
MORTAL BELOVED
Autolycus to Xena
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES
Toris to Xena
DEATH MASK

Xena vows vengeance for the 'hair tied to bedpost' childhood incident

Even Xena has annoying relatives



Marmax to Xena
Soldier to Xena re: cutting off his leg
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Agis to Meg
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP
Xena to matron
Regent of Skiros re: his contestant quitting the contest
HERE SHE COMES ...
Xena to Gabrielle
A DAY IN THE LIFE
Joxer to Gabrielle re: not being in the mood for him to be singing
King Barus to King Lynaeus re: Sarpedon and Ileandra eloping
Gabrielle to Joxer re: him thinking she's jealous
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS
Xena to Gabrielle re: her professing her love for Joxer
Pinullus to Draco re: the note being a fake
A COMEDY OF EROS
Gabrielle after Cyrene tells her she killed Atrius
THE FURIES
Casca after being rescued by Xena
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Gabrielle after hearing of Xena's plan
Monlik after being woke up by Xena
DIRTY HALF DOZEN
Xena's response after Gabrielle says "It hurts inside"
THE DELIVERER
Xena's response after Gabrielle tells her she feels she's being punished
Goein when Xena is looking for Iochid
Gabrielle after Xena asks her about the missing Hope
GABRIELLE'S HOPE
Xena during a lesson with Lao Ma
Xena after Ming T'ien tells her he knows who his mother is
THE DEBT II
Autolycus to Jett
Joxer to Jett
Joxer to Gabrielle
Jett to Joxer
KING OF ASSASSINS
Joxer answering Gabrielle's question about the three dancing
Gabrielles Gabrielle to Joxer finding out about the scabbard
QUILL IS MIGHTIER
Gabrielle after being told that Callisto was not working alone
Xena while Kaleipus is talking his last words
Xena after Solan tells her he wants to live with her
MATERNAL INSTINCT
Xena after Gabrielle warns her about the man with the double-edged sword
ONE AGAINST AN ARMY
Gabrielle after Xena tells her Tara is coming with them
Gabrielle after Tara boasts of helping Xena
Gabrielle after Xenae tells her she wants to reform Tara
Tara to Gabrielle after placing her bedroll next to Xena's
FORGIVEN

*I* need a theme song

Tara wanted to sleep next to Xena real bad. Gabrielle cured her of that want.



Eldon after finding out Joxer was missing
Eldon after Rafe tells him he lost the bet
KING CON
Prison guard right before he's knocked out by Vercinix
WHEN IN ROME
Maecanus after being told by Aphrodite what she's going to do with the stolen gem
Gabrielle communicating with Attis
FINS FEMMES AND GEMS
Gabrielle after seeing the look on the palmreader's face
Xena after Petrodes tells her he can't swim
Thaddeus after finding out he's going to bee ae father
TSUNAMI
Xena after Autolycus complains about Gabrielle's whining
VANISHING ACT
Xena after Gabrielle tells her to accept Seraphin's help
SACRIFICE I
Joxer after Xena gives him a tongue-lashing
SACRIFICE II

"Come!"

Many times in almost every episode. Some favorites:

Ephiny to Gabrielle re: selecting her first weapon
HOOVES AND HARLOTS
Callisto to her men after giving Joxer a message for Xena
RETURN OF CALLISTO
First Fate to King Silvus
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"Enough!"

Sphaerus to Cycnus
CHARIOTS OF WAR
Xena to Petracles and Thersites
A FISTFUL OF DINARS
Maell to Xena
ALTARED STATES

Yet another attempt to obtain the fabled nutbread recipe

Mael was one sick puppy



Callisto to one of her men
CALLISTO
Mezentius to slave boss beating a slave
REMEMBER NOTHING
Callisto as Xena to her new army
INTIMATE STRANGER
King Silvus to the 2nd Fate
A SOLSTICE CAROL
Arbus to the villagers
THE EXECUTION

"Now!!"

Draco to Hector re: choosing a weapon
SINS OF THE PAST
Xena re: closing the crossbeam over Hyperion's wrist
THE TITANS
Xena to the wolf Pack re: descending from the overhang
THE BLACK WOLF
Gabrielle to captives re: holding up their bound wrists so the chakram can cut the chains
THE BLACK WOLF
Xena to townspeople re: spraying seltzer
THE GREATER GOOD
Xena to Israelites re: letting the sun reflect from their shields
GIANT KILLER
Julius Caesar to his men re: taking over Xena's ship
DESTINY
Ephiny re: lighting Xena's pyre
THE QUEST
Ephiny re: using arrows at Velasca after she's trapped
A NECESSARY EVIL
Mercer to his soldier re: getting to his post
THE PRICE
Xena to the Athenians re: using arrows to attack the Horde
THE PRICE

"Focus"

Polonius to Orion
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

I'd rather be fishing...

Orion had a stage father



Xena to Gabrielle
THE GREATER GOOD
Xena's spirit to Autolycus
THE QUEST

"Why?"

Helen to Deiphobus after he kills Paris
BEWARE GREEKS
Gabrielle to Xena about so much death
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Xena to Miss Artiphys
HERE SHE COMES ...
A young Callisto to Xena
DESTINY
Gabrielle to Xena's ghost
THE QUEST

"Shhhhh."

Xena to Gabrielle before discovering the baby
Gabrielle and Pandora to the baby
CRADLE OF HOPE
Thea to Hyperion re: not wanting to share the villagers' food
THE TITANS
Xena to Talus re: listening to the water flow in the castle
DEATH IN CHAINS
Salmoneus to Gabrielle re: his incredible bargains
Gabrielle to Salmoneus re: the fake escape plan
THE BLACK WOLF
Paris to Helen re: waking up from another nightmare
Xena to Gabrielle as they discussed how to get past the Greek army
BEWARE GREEKS
Xena to Gabrielle in the woods
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Xena to Solon after she splinted his arm
ORPHAN OF WAR
Xena to Gabrielle listening for Orpheus
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Xena as Callisto to Gabrielle waiting for the two warlords to greet each other
Joxer to Gabrielle waiting to squash a fly
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS
Joxer to Gabrielle pretending to listen for giants tracking him
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS
Xena to Palaemon listening for the return of her chakram
BLIND FAITH
Xena to Gabrielle listening as they paddle down the river
THE PRICE
Cupid to Bliss
Xena to Gabrielle inside Draco's tent
A COMEDY OF EROS

Wonder if mom will be here in time for the diaper change...

Even the gods get little sleep or much anything else with a baby





CLASSIC PAIRS

Back off
Be brave
Be nice
WBe safe
Be smart
Be strong
Calm down
Can't wait
Come on
Do something
Don't panic
Don't worry
Fix it
Get back
Get up
Go ahead
Go away
Guess again
Hold on
I can't
I know
It's time
Let's go
Let's talk
Light it
Move it
Not yet
Now go
Now what
Pardon me
Stay close
Stay here
Take cover
Thank you
Think again
Very good
Very nice
Wait here
Wake up
What now






MOVING FAST


"Hurry!"

Gabrielle to Xena re: catching up to her as she rides Argo
CHARIOTS OF WAR
Gabrielle to Xena re: finishing her dreamscape to rescue her
DREAMWORKER
Innkeeper to the boy re: getting Nemos to the inn
CRADLE OF HOPE
The villagers re: getting Xena
THE RECKONING
Xena to the children re: escaping from the cave
THE TITANS
Troy's soldiers re: opening the city gates for Xena and Gabrielle
Gabrielle to villagers
BEWARE GREEKS
Xena to the guard searching the room for the stolen chest re: leaving the room
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES
Icus to Zora re: gathering herbs to revive Gabrielle
ALTARED STATES
Gabrielle to girls from Lotia after she freed them
TIES THAT BIND

Smells like teen spirit.

Gabrielle saved Rhea and other women from Lotia from slavers



Thersites to Gabrielle at the bridge
A FISTFUL OF DINARS
Marcus to Xena re: coming to Tartarus to 'set things right'
MORTAL BELOVED
Gabrielle to Xena re: rescuing her as she is suspended in mid-air
CALLISTO
Xena to Hippocrates re: getting cobwebs
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Xena to Joxer re: retrieving the lyre
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Callisto as Xena to Gabrielle re: killing Xena as Callisto
INTIMATE STRANGER
Xena's spirit to Autolycus re: getting into the Amazon hut
THE QUEST
Xena to Gabrielle at the lava rocks
A NECESSARY EVIL
Xena to Gabrielle as they gathered their things trying to escape from the Horde
THE PRICE
Xena to Joxer after she freed him from Draco's ties Gabrielle to Virgins re: getting inside the temple
A COMEDY OF EROS

"Out of my way!"
"Coming through!"

Xena running through the village after taking the baby from King Gregor
CRADLE OF HOPE
Xena running through a group of villagers while chasing Lynal after he took her chakram
A SOLSTICE CAROL
Velasca as she leaves the Amazon camp
THE QUEST
Apex to Vidalis
BLIND FAITH

"Run!"

Gabrielle to Talus being chased in the castle by Toxeus' men
DEATH IN CHAINS
Thugs after Marleus was killed by Thersites
A FISTFUL OF DINARS
Xena to Petracles in the Hall of Silence
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

Where's my stunt double?

Petracles, yet another dead guy in the ladies' past



Xena to Gabrielle re: through the Greek army
BEWARE GREEKS
Gabrielle to villagers in the cave
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES
Zora to Icus
ALTARED STATES
Andrus to villagers as Xena's new army attacks
TIES THAT BIND
Joxer mocking Gabrielle in the village after Gabrielle beat him up
CALLISTO
Gabrielle to Solon after they were attacked by Dagnine's men
ORPHAN OF WAR
Gabrielle to the Israelites being attacked by Dagon's men
GIANT KILLER
Xena to Gabrielle and Jacques S'Er & Gabrielle to Xena
THE XENA SCROLLS
Gabrielle to the natives
DESTINY
Ephiny to the Amazons after Velasca's attack
A NECESSARY EVIL
Gabrielle to Meleager
THE EXECUTION
Thugs after attacking Meticles and then counter-attacked by Xena, Gabrielle, and Ulysses
ULYSSES
Xena to Gabrielle trying to escape the Horde
THE PRICE


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