Whoosh! Issue 40 - January 2000


The Words, The Lines, The Action




THIS 'N THAT

I hope she packed clean underwear.

Only a mother has the power to make a warrior princess feel like chopped liver


"This is not your town, anymore."
Cyrene to Xena
SINS OF THE PAST

"This giant had me trapped in a box cave."
Xena to the children
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"This should fit you."
Darius to Xena re: the blue dress
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"This is your moment of choice!"
Gabrielle to Sphaerus
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"This is not a play thing."
Xena to Gabrielle re: her sword
DREAMWORKER

"This is enkarma oil."
Elkton to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"This ... is the fire of dreams."
Elkton to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"This ... is the key."
Elkton to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"Remember, this is your dream passage."
Elkton to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"This is my dream. I'm the only one who is real."
Gabrielle to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"This one will not be quite as easy as the first."
Manus to Gabrielle re: the second challenge
DREAMWORKER

"This is all the Enkarma oil I have, Xena."
Elkton
DREAMWORKER

"This is my dream .. my passage .. . I control it."
Xena to Termin
DREAMWORKER

"This might be your dreamscape, but you can't control me."
Evil Xena to Xena
DREAMWORKER (?)

"This child, my command is unchanged, bring him to me."
King Gregor to Nemos
CRADLE OF HOPE

"This is the salt of the earth."
Gabrielle to Xena re: eating establishment
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

After the squid incident, bartenders demanded payment up front

Gabrielle has an unholy attraction to pre-Myceanaean bars


"This calls for a drink."
Brisus
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"This is Agranon, Prince of Colonus."
Gabrielle to soldiers
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"This room has it's uses, too."
Marcus to Xena
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"This is getting tedious."
Mezentius re: Jana's behavior
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"This Xena is a strange woman."
Mezentius to Marcus
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"This war will be a blood-bath."
Mezentius to Xena
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"This is a way to condemn their executed."
Benitar to Gabrielle
THE RECKONING

"This isn't about you, Gabrielle."
Xena
THE RECKONING

"This will definitely prove Xena is innocent."
Gabrielle to Benitar re: the footprints
THE RECKONING

"This brave and noble woman. She was the last thing I saw."
Polinios to the villagers
THE RECKONING

"This is Xena. She's my best friend."
Gabrielle to the Titans
THE TITANS

"This is for you."
Innkeeper to Gabrielle re: something to drink
THE TITANS

"This other guy is definitely expendable."
Hesiod to Hyperion
THE TITANS

"This is the chant that will turn us back into Stone."
Thea to Xena
THE TITANS

"This doesn't make sense. I've used this technique before."
Xena
PROMETHEUS

"This is no coincidence."
Xena
PROMETHEUS

"This work of art was sculptured by one of Athens' finest craftsmen."
Merchant to Gabrielle
PROMETHEUS

"This looks like mount Olympus."
Gabrielle to merchant
PROMETHEUS

Later, Gabrielle sneaks back and buys a dozen.

Gabrielle is a shrewd shopper


"This is so life-like, it gives me the chills."
Merchant to Gabrielle
PROMETHEUS

"This doesn't change things."
Celesta to Sisyphus re: the meal
DEATH IN CHAINS

"This makes things much more interesting."
Sisyphus to Karas re: Xena's arrival to the castle
DEATH IN CHAINS

"This could be dangerous."
Gabrielle to Talus re: looking for Xena
DEATH IN CHAINS

"This makes my job a lot tougher."
Xena to Talus
DEATH IN CHAINS

"This hall leads to the king's private chamber."
Talus to Xena
DEATH IN CHAINS

"This can't be happening."
Gabrielle re: Talus going with Celesta
DEATH IN CHAINS

"This was Terreis' sword."
Melosa to Gabrielle
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This is probably the safest place for you to be."
Xena to Gabrielle
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This fighting staff was my first weapon."
Ephiny to Gabrielle
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This is where the attacker was hidden."
Xena to Ephiny
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This is filled with raw hay stalks."
Ephiny to Xena
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This map hardly has a mention of the Centaur territory or the Amazon."
Xena to Krykus
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This is justice."
Melosa re: killing Phantes
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This is yours."
Ephiny to Gabrielle re: a fighting staff
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"This is outrageous."
Koulos re: Xena's proposal to Xerxes
THE BLACK WOLF

"This is Xena?"
Diomedes to Flora
THE BLACK WOLF

Before mechanical bulls...

Just because Xena is on top of you does not necessarily mean she likes you


"This is disgusting work."
Salmoneus to Xena
THE BLACK WOLF

"This is no time to celebrate."
Xena to the pack
THE BLACK WOLF

"This was too easy."
Xena to Flora
THE BLACK WOLF

"This will be quite a spectacle."
Xerxes re: the Black Wolf's execution
THE BLACK WOLF

"This time, no holding back."
Koulos to Xena
THE BLACK WOLF

"This is what the public wants."
Salmoneus
THE BLACK WOLF

"This is Perdicus from my hometown."
Gabrielle to Xena
BEWARE GREEKS

"This plan of yours had better work."
King Menelaus to Deiphobus
BEWARE GREEKS

"This man was obviously a trader."
Deiphobus to Paris
BEWARE GREEKS

"This is for my friend."
Perdicus as he shoots an arrow
BEWARE GREEKS

"This room was built to store food and supplies in case the Greeks ever invaded."
Helen to Xena
BEWARE GREEKS

"This is the Academy."
Gabrielle to Xena
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"This is very strange."
Matron re: no listing for Gabrielle
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"This is not a game."
Polonius to Orion re: storytelling
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"This is the story of two friends."
Gabrielle at the competition
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"This is going to make a great story."
Gabrielle to Xena
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"This is the second clue."
Klonig to Xena
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"This has me in a quandary."
Petracles to villager
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"This is pure business."
Xena to Petracles
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"This is going to be a pleasant evening."
Gabrielle
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"This is The Hall of Silence."
Xena to Petracles
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

In his will, everything went to Argo.

By dating both Xena and Gabrielle, Petracles guaranteed himself an early and painful death


"This is remarkable."
King Lias re: the resemblance between Xena and his daughter
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This attempt on your life was meant for my little girl."
King Lias to Xena
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This is Xena, Warrior Princess."
King Lias to Princess Diana
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This is the second attempt on Diana's life."
King Lias to Xena
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This wedding is her chance at happiness."
King Lias to Xena
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This could get ugly."
Philemon to Xena as Princess Diana
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This is a very dangerous test of your believability as Diana."
King Lias to Xena
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This ... is who I am marrying?"
Minius to King Lias
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"This guy stands out as a bad one, even down here."
Marcus to Xena re: Atyminius
MORTAL BELOVED

"This is one very sick man."
Toxeus re: Atyminius
MORTAL BELOVED

"This helmet kept Atyminius mortal."
Marcus to Xena
MORTAL BELOVED

"This is mine."
Autolycus to Xena re: rock sugar
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"This thing ... means a lot to you?"
Autolycus to religious leader re: the chest
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"This should be interesting."
Autolycus to Xena re: being dead
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"This is the only place the guards aren't searching."
Xena to Autolycus re: the room where the chest belongs
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"This is our chance to start counting on ourselves."
Gabrielle to townspeople
THE PRODIGAL

"This is her village."
Lila re: Gabrielle
THE PRODIGAL

"This is what you get for stealing horses."
Thugs to Atrius
TIES THAT BIND

"Now this army is mine!"
Xena
TIES THAT BIND

You know...we still need to have THAT talk...

Xena's father, Atrius, did a good song and dance.


"This man's blood is mine, not Xena's."
Talmadeus to Kalus
THE GREATER GOOD

"This is a really stupid time to try to keep something from me."
Gabrielle to Xena
THE GREATER GOOD

"This is your only warning."
Gabrielle to Kalus and his men
THE GREATER GOOD

"This is your last warning."
Gabrielle to Talmadeus' men
THE GREATER GOOD

"This entire valley is mine for the taking."
Talmadeus to Kalus
THE GREATER GOOD

"This is not about you or me, Salmoneus."
Gabrielle
THE GREATER GOOD

"This should bring her out."
Melas re: Callisto
CALLISTO

"This is my older brother, Toris."
Xena to Gabrielle
DEATH MASK

"This prize is mine."
Malik re: a 'captured' Xena
DEATH MASK

"This is Cortese's pleasure."
Malik
DEATH MASK

"This forest is the only way between Thessale and Mitoa."
Xena to Gabrielle
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"This is our temple."
Galen to Xena
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"This war is over."
Marmax to his men
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"This is the best I can do for you, right now."
Xena to Solon
ORPHAN OF WAR

"This is it, the Ixion Temple."
Xena to Solon
ORPHAN OF WAR

"This is where all those music lessons come in handy."
Xena to Solon
ORPHAN OF WAR

"This Xena was never my enemy."
Kaleipus
ORPHAN OF WAR

"This is Borias' sword."
Dagnine
ORPHAN OF WAR

.  Xena learns her hat used to belong to his ex.

If reports are to be believed, Borias had a bigger than average sword


"This world might not be perfect, but my world wasn't perfect either."
Xena to Fate
REMEMBER NOTHING

"This ... is your friend?"
Gabrielle to Xena
GIANT KILLER

"This land is ours and you know it."
David to Dagon
GIANT KILLER

"This job will give me the money I need to track him down."
Goliath re: Gareth
GIANT KILLER

"This is all a misunderstanding."
Gabrielle to Dagon re: bringing David food in jail
GIANT KILLER

"This one is a very, very special case."
One jailer to another
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"This place is nice, but I bet Diana has a real comfy setup."
Meg to Agis
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP

"This is madness."
Joxer to Meg
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP

"This is not a party!"
Agis to Xena as Meg as Diana
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP

"This was not my plan."
Ares to Callisto as Xena
INTIMATE STRANGER

"This can't be easy for you."
Xena as Callisto to Gabrielle re: her being in Callisto's body
INTIMATE STRANGER

"This is a dream."
Xena to Callisto
INTIMATE STRANGER

"This is your weapon. This is your enemy. Now strike!"
Callisto as Xena to Gabrielle
INTIMATE STRANGER

"This is getting annoying."
Ares re: his mortality
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS

"This is exactly like the toy I had growing up."
Gabrielle
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"This could be the ticket."
Janice to Smythe
THE XENA SCROLLS

"This tablet's a fake."
Janice
THE XENA SCROLLS

Roughly translated: Abandon all hope ye who date Gabrielle

The XENA Scrolls made myth into history, or history into myth, or something like that...whatever


"This has been fun, but really."
Ares to Xena
THE XENA SCROLLS

"This'll keep Ares busy for awhile."
Janice
THE XENA SCROLLS

"This is a chance to use a part of me most people usually laugh at or worse."
Miss Artiphys to Xena
HERE SHE COMES ...

"This is sabotage."
Gabrielle to Xena
HERE SHE COMES ...

"This means war!"
Palantine of Parnassus re: Miss Amphipolis being Xena
HERE SHE COMES ...

"This is Cirra?"
Gabrielle to Xena
DESTINY

"This is my destiny."
Julius Caesar to Xena
DESTINY

"This is just ceremony."
Velasca to Gabrielle re: becoming queen
THE QUEST

"This is not good."
Autolycus
THE QUEST

"This is not helping our working relationship
Autolycus to Xena's spirit
THE QUEST

"This is Callisto we're talking about!"
Gabrielle to Xena
A NECESSARY EVIL

"This was our only frying pan."
Gabrielle to Xena
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"This isn't about cooking, is it?"
Xena to Gabrielle
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"This necklace. Is it a gift from you?"
Sarpedon to Joxer
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"This warrior haze is really great."
Joxer
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"This is so not fair."
Aphrodite to Cupid
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"This one on your land blocks my view of the river."
King Lynaeus to King Barus re: Aphrodite's temple
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"This is vicious slander."
King Barus to King Lynaeus
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"This is like a brand new antique."
Aphrodite to Gabrielle
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

A little ding-a-ling.

Don't you just wanna slap Aphrodite on the side of the head sometimes???


"This makes it interesting."
Joxer re: fighting two people simultaneously
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"This is a legend in his own time."
Gabrielle to villagers re: Meleager
THE EXECUTION

"This trial was fixed."
Gabrielle to Xena
THE EXECUTION

"This Arbus sounds like the hang-'em-first-ask-questions-later type."
Gabrielle to Xena
THE EXECUTION

"This is an execution not a public spectacle."
Arbus to Villagers
THE EXECUTION

"This time I'll lead them myself."
Arbus to his assistant
THE EXECUTION

"This is where they left me."
Arbus's assistant
THE EXECUTION

"This isn't about justice. If it were, you would wait."
Gabrielle to Arbus
THE EXECUTION

"This is your lucky day."
Apex to Gabrielle
BLIND FAITH

"This whole threat thing is not very ladylike."
Vidalis to Gabrielle
BLIND FAITH

"This might sting a little bit."
Gabrielle to Xena re: the eye solution
BLIND FAITH

"This hasn't been very good for my self-esteem."
Gabrielle to Xena re: Vidalis' constant criticism
BLIND FAITH

"This man is the rightful ruler of Ithaca."
Xena to Poseidon
ULYSSES

"This cave has been my home since the pirates captured my ship and killed the last of my crew."
Ulysses to Xena
ULYSSES

"This isn't rough?"
Gabrielle to Xena re: the sea
ULYSSES

"This is Ithaca, and this is where we are."
Ulysses to Xena at the map
ULYSSES

A man in every port.

Wasn't Ulysses a major wrong number?
Xena...grrlfriend...YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER...
just look around more, okay?


"This bobbing up and down in one place is kind of getting to me."
Gabrielle to Xena and Ulysses
ULYSSES

"This is impossible. No one but Ulysses can string this bow."
one of Penelope's suitors
ULYSSES

"This is one of your tricks."
pirate to Penelope
ULYSSES

"This was Ulysses' story."
Xena to Gabrielle
ULYSSES

"This one's mine."
Gabrielle to Xena re: fish
THE PRICE

"This is insane."
Gabrielle to Xena
THE PRICE

"This is the only communication we both understand."
Xena to Gabrielle re: a warrior's code of honor
THE PRICE

"This is a boat ... on water."
Gabrielle to Cecrops
LOST MARINER

"This is between Cecrops and me."
Poseidon to Xena
LOST MARINER

"This isn't a curse to you. It's justice."
Xena to Cecrops re: his plight
LOST MARINER

"This could really work out for you."
Cupid to Bliss
A COMEDY OF EROS

"This is Draco we're talking about."
Gabrielle to Joxer
A COMEDY OF EROS

"This note is a fake."
Draco to Pinullus
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That's a lie."
Xena re: an army burning villages under her banner
SINS OF THE PAST

"That's a surprise."
Gabrielle to Xena re: running into trouble
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"That blind man. He was a mystic?"
Xena to merchant
DREAMWORKER

"That voice. You were in the store today."
Elkton to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"That was me, once."
Xena to Gabrielle re: calm as water's surface
DREAMWORKER

"That's why I can't live my life."
Pandora re: guarding the box
CRADLE OF HOPE

"That weak feeling is the blood to your brain being cut off."
Xena to innkeeper
CRADLE OF HOPE

Now, hon, tell me about your boxNow, hon, tell me about your box

Pandora and Gregor deserved each other


"That's the prophecy."
Xena to King Gregor
CRADLE OF HOPE

"That's ridicules."
King Gregor to oracle
CRADLE OF HOPE

"That's very strange."
Jana to Agranon
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"That's our Xena."
Background voice
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"That's the weapons warehouse."
Marcus to Xena
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"That woman."
Teracles re: Xena
THE RECKONING

"That hooded assassin who did do it ..."
Xena to Gabrielle
THE RECKONING

"That's the problem."
Ares to Xena
THE RECKONING

"That one you ministered to may actually recover."
Ares to Xena
THE RECKONING

"That crowd doesn't seem as fond of you as I am."
Ares to Xena
THE RECKONING

"That was a pretty dumb thing you did back there."
Xena to Gabrielle
THE RECKONING

"That's it."
Gabrielle re: the footprints proving two people were present
THE RECKONING

"That is what drew you to the road."
Gabrielle to the villagers
THE RECKONING

"That's the man I tried to save."
Xena to Gabrielle
THE RECKONING

"That's not what we really had in mind."
Hyperion to Gabrielle re: sharing food with the villagers
THE TITANS

"That's exactly why I don't want him at our back."
Xena to Gabrielle re: Iolaus knowing Hercules
PROMETHEUS

"That's not what this is about."
Hercules to Iolaus re: who strikes the blow
PROMETHEUS

"That's a nice sword."
Hercules to Xena
PROMETHEUS

No! It's MY pot pie!

Xena and the Herkster have issues in PROMETHEUS


"That wound can't take much more attention."
Iolaus to Gabrielle
PROMETHEUS

"That's not a smart goal."
Gabrielle to Xena
DEATH IN CHAINS

"That's why I like you, Xena."
Hades to Xena re: always ready for a fight
DEATH IN CHAINS

"That sounds great."
Gabrielle to Talus re: showing her the way to Sisyphus' castle
DEATH IN CHAINS

"That is a decision for the gods."
Celesta to Sisyphus re: when he should die
DEATH IN CHAINS

"That's all I care to know."
Melosa to Krykus
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"That was the warlord, Krykus."
Melosa to Xena
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"That execution takes place at noon tomorrow."
Melosa to Xena
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"That's a fighting staff."
Ephiny to Gabrielle
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"That makes two of us."
Xena to Argo re: needing new shoes
THE BLACK WOLF

"That air shaft. We can get up there."
Xena to Flora
THE BLACK WOLF

"That was important to me."
Xena to Flora re: being sisterly
THE BLACK WOLF

"That's the little Miss Innocent who had me thrown in here in the first place."
Salmoneus to Xena re: Gabrielle
THE BLACK WOLF

"That's alright. I'm not angry anymore."
Perdicus to Gabrielle
BEWARE GREEKS

"That cut on his face was made by my sword."
Xena to Paris
BEWARE GREEKS

"That's not the answer."
Xena to Helen re: going back to Menelaus
BEWARE GREEKS

"That guy over there, that's Euripedes."
Orion to Gabrielle
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"That is the goal of a bard."
Kellos re: to translate an event into a story
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"That was a cheat. That wasn't an event. That was a manipulation."
Gabrielle to Kellos
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"That is what she's done."
Gabrielle to bards re: Xena fighting for the innocent
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

The sound of snoring was lost on Euripides.

What was Euripides problem, anyways? Toga too tight?


"That's Thersites. He's an assassin."
Xena to Gabrielle
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"That's exactly where I want to be."
Xena to King Lias re: the banquet
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"That's them."
Starving man to Diana as Xena and Gabrielle re: his family
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"That's the best place to find him."
Marcus to Xena re: Atyminius in the Elysian Fields
MORTAL BELOVED

"That's what he wants, isn't it."
Marcus to Xena re: Atyminius and people fighting among themselves
MORTAL BELOVED

"That chest is very important to some friends of mine."
Xena to Autolycus
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"That, however, was very good."
Autolycus to Xena and Gabrielle re: tying his feet together
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"That's insane."
Prognese to Xena
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"That was incredible."
Gabrielle
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"That depends on what I learn."
Gabrielle to Xena re: her coming back
THE PRODIGAL

"That ought to slow Damon down."
Meleager to Gabrielle re: releasing his horses
THE PRODIGAL

"That's Xena's horse. Kill it!"
Talmadeus
THE GREATER GOOD

"That is a lie."
Xena to Melas re: an army led by Xena
CALLISTO

"That was one time when my army was responsible for the death of women and children."
Xena to Gabrielle
CALLISTO

"That is so hard to do."
Xena to Gabrielle re: saying no to blood lust
CALLISTO

"That does it."
Joxer to Gabrielle after she breaks his cross-bow
CALLISTO

"That's what they think."
Callisto re: Xena and Gabrielle saving her being the right thing to do
CALLISTO

"That's the mask of Cortese."
Xena to Toris
DEATH MASK

Later, he invaded an opera and a legend was born.

A member of Cortese's band


"That can be arranged."
Xena to Aescalus re: him dying
DEATH MASK

"That was wonderful."
Democritus to Gabrielle
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"That is a Thessalean!"
Marmax to Xena
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"That's exactly what I am fighting for, the welfare of young people just like her."
Marmax to Xena
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"That code doesn't include killing."
Xena to Marmax re: Gabrielle's
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"That sword! That's my father's sword!"
Solon
ORPHAN OF WAR

"That hunk of gold is too heavy for pretty things like you."
Bandits to two Bacchae
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

"That, my friend, is a bite."
Joxer to Gabrielle re: Xena
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

"That's a driad."
Xena to Gabrielle
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

"That's Callisto. She's the worst of the worst.
One jailer to another
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"That sentimental side of you is a real problem, now isn't it?"
Callisto to Xena
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"That's because you never taught me how to use a sword!"
Gabrielle to Xena
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"That's Xena's reputation you're playing with."
Gabrielle to Joxer
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP

"That's Xena."
Theodorus
INTIMATE STRANGER

"That's no secret."
Hades to Xena as Callisto
INTIMATE STRANGER

"That's Xena's horse."
Joxer to Xena as Callisto
INTIMATE STRANGER

"That is nothing like my voice."
Ares
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS

"That reminds me of a story I heard once."
Gabrielle to Analia
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"That's quite an animal you've got there."
Gabrielle re: Tobias
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"That was a nice thing you did back there."
Xena to Gabrielle re: giving the travelers Tobias
A SOLSTICE CAROL

Listen, can't we give them Argo instead???

Gabrielle says goodbye to Tobias before transfering his title to Joseph and Mary,
who appear to be taking the long route to Bethlehem.


"That feels good."
Ares after stretching
THE XENA SCROLLS

"That would explain all the wagon tracks."
Gabrielle to Xena
HERE SHE COMES ...

"That's why I sent urgent word."
Salmoneus to Xena & Gabrielle
HERE SHE COMES ...

"That was too fast."
Xena to M'Lila
DESTINY

"That's what any common warlord would do."
Caesar to Xena re: sell captives into slavery
DESTINY

"That was not necessary."
Autolycus to Xena's spirit re: her banging his head against an Amazon hut
THE QUEST

"That should be easy."
Autolycus to Gabrielle re: hiding Xena's coffin
THE QUEST

"That's not something I do for everyone."
Autolycus to Xena re: experiencing what it's like to be him
THE QUEST

"That was a joke."
Gabrielle to Ephiny re: Amazons and parades
A NECESSARY EVIL

"That mask was mine!"
Velasca
A NECESSARY EVIL

"That side trip to the village cost us."
Xena to Gabrielle
A NECESSARY EVIL

"That narrows it down a little."
Gabrielle to Xena during 20 questions
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That's just great."
Xena to Gabrielle re: blood on her chakram
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That's alright, Hower."
Xena re: washing her chakram
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That's interesting."
Xena re: no one being around in Laurel
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That's enough, Minya."
Xena re: hot water A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That Gareth never could resist stomping an army."
Xena to Gabrielle and Hower
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That was your plan all along."
Hower to Xena
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That giant destroyed my entire army."
Zagreus to Xena
A DAY IN THE LIFE

Mick Jagger's ancestor

Zagreus had some valid complaints


"That bunch up there looks like a big dipper."
Xena to Gabrielle
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"That is the guy who saved us, isn't it?"
Princess Ileandra to Gabrielle
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"That's when it is the best."
Joxer to Ileandra re: her skin
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"That was scary."
Gabrielle re: Joxer's kiss
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"That was a statue of me."
Aphrodite
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"That's not true."
Gabrielle to Joxer re: him being a phony
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"That is the last place we would find Meleager."
Gabrielle to Xena
THE EXECUTION

"That's what I saw."
Rena to Arbus and Xena
THE EXECUTION

"That's the law."
Arbus to Xena
THE EXECUTION

"That makes sense."
Xena to Gabrielle re: Meleager heading north
THE EXECUTION

"That means getting Meleager back."
Xena to Gabrielle re: first things first
THE EXECUTION

"That's not an issue."
Xena to Gabrielle re: believing her
THE EXECUTION

"That witness wasn't wrong about what she saw."
Meleager to Xena and Gabrielle
THE EXECUTION

"That's done."
Meleager to Gabrielle re: his will
THE EXECUTION

"That finely woven Egyptian prayer scarf is five dinars."
Merchant to Gabrielle
BLIND FAITH

"That's my staff."
Palaemon to Xena
BLIND FAITH

"That last move was worthy of you."
Palaemon to Xena
BLIND FAITH

"That oil I got in my eyes, does that got sumac in it?"
Xena to merchant
BLIND FAITH

"That must be some friend."
Palaemon to Xena re: Gabrielle
BLIND FAITH

Above, Joxer annoyed Xena by making 'hanging around' remarks

Ever have one of those days?


"That's very observant."
Palaemon to Xena re: smelling the stables
BLIND FAITH

"That's the fun part."
Apex to Gabrielle re: what's going to happen to her
BLIND FAITH

"That's good to hear."
Palaemon to Xena re: being able to see again
BLIND FAITH

"That you are who you pretend to be, so you better pretend to be something you can live with."
Palaemon to Xena re: something he learned from her
BLIND FAITH

"That's exactly how I feel."
Ulysses to Xena re: finding his soul mate
ULYSSES

"That'll wake you up in the morning."
Ulysses re: having an arrow pushed through one's shoulder
ULYSSES

"That means you're in command."
Menticles to Xena
THE PRICE

"That Xena can't help us now."
Xena to Gabrielle re: her old self
THE PRICE

"That's suicide."
Menticles to Xena re: going out to get the wounded
THE PRICE

"That's up to you. You know the risks."
Cecrops to pirate re: leaving his cursed ship
LOST MARINER

"That's his business."
Cecrops to Gabrielle re: the pirate jumping overboard
LOST MARINER

"That's the ship of Cecrops, the Mariner."
Vasculis to Xena
LOST MARINER

"That's the only way to judge beauty."
Gabrielle to Cecrops
LOST MARINER

"That would make them stupid pirates."
Cecrops to Xena re: Vasculis wanting his treasure
LOST MARINER

"That has to be the key."
Gabrielle to Cecrops re: love redeeming him
LOST MARINER

"That's when I gave up hope."
Cecrops to Xena
LOST MARINER

"That's the plan."
Xena to Hidsim re: to defeat Poseidon
LOST MARINER

"That's my boy."
Cupid
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That'll be real hard."
Xena to Gabrielle re: giving up the chance to fall in love again
A COMEDY OF EROS

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...

Xena works out quite a bit in COMEDY OF EROS


"That was quite a welcome."
Draco to Xena
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That's what I'm not going to do."
Draco to Xena re: let her mess up his deal
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That sounds exhausting."
Xena to Draco re: picking up new moves
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That woman knows exactly what she's doing."
Draco to Craigon re: Xena
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That should divert her for awhile."
Draco re: Xena
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That pipsqueak?"
Draco to Gabrielle re: Joxer
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That code of honor you cleave to wouldn't let you watch 'em burn."
Draco to Xena re: Gabrielle and the virgins
A COMEDY OF EROS

"That woman is mine."
Draco to Pinullus re: Gabrielle
A COMEDY OF EROS

Just don't say 'obey.'

Everyone wants Gabrielle


"That's a great part."
Lucy re: the character Rizzo in Grease
INTERVIEW WITH ROSIE O'DONNELL 8/16/96



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