Whoosh! Issue 40 - January 2000


The Words, The Lines, The Action




"Yes" or "No"



Who put crazy glue on my nose!?!?

Is Argo saying "Yes" or "No"? YOU DECIDE.


"Yes-s-s-s"
(low and slow)
Xena to Senticles
King Silvus to one of the Fates
A SOLSTICE CAROL
Xena to Hower
Xena to Gabrielle
A DAY IN THE LIFE
Xena to Autolycus
THE QUEST

"No-o-o-o"
(high-pitched and frantic)
Gabrielle as a warrior prepares to throw into a fiery pit
DREAMWORKER
Pandora re: the missing box
CRADLE OF HOPE
Marcus as he stops the arrow meant for Jana
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

Is that sterile?

Marcus gets his turn to become a pin cushion in THE PATH NOT TAKEN



Crias as he stops Hyperion from killing the children
Thea as Hyperion kills Crias
Thea as Xena prepares to kill Hyperion
THE TITANS
Helen as Deiphobus kills Paris
BEWARE GREEKS
Zora when Zealots kidnap Icus
Gabrielle after Xena says,"Kill them all!!"
ALTARED STATES
Gabrielle to Diana as she prepares to throw Xena's chakram
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS
Xena to Atyminius as he prepares to stab Gabrielle
MORTAL BELOVED
Gabrielle to Talmadeus as he prepares to slay Xena
THE GREATER GOOD
Callisto after Xena catches her by the rope as she is falling
CALLISTO
Gabrielle to Leah as she prepares to retrieve her "dolly"
DEATH MASK
Xena to Cortese as he releases one of his traps against Toris
Malik as he prepares to attack the king (Cortese)
DEATH MASK
Gabrielle to executioner as he prepares to kill David
GIANT KILLER

Hi. I'm Gabrielle. Nice to meet you.

Gabrielle can't help but try to save people. Here she's trying to save David in THE GIANT KILLER



Xena to Gabrielle re: drinking the blood
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Ares re: escaping from the tomb
THE XENA SCROLLS
Gabrielle re: Xena's passing over
DESTINY
Velasca as the ambrosia fall past her
THE QUEST
Xena to the Amazons re: attacking Velasca
A NECESSARY EVIL
Gabrielle to Xena re: capturing Meleager
THE EXECUTION
Xena to Ulysses re: attempting to block an arrow meant for Gabrielle
ULYSSES
Gabrielle to Xena re: hitting and killing a Hordite with an ax
THE PRICE
Gabrielle as The Merchant ship sinks
Cecrops as Hidsim dies
Xena to Cecrops as he jumps overboard
LOST MARINER
Gabrielle to Draco as he prepares to attack Xena
Gabrielle to Draco as he goes to kill Joxer
A COMEDY OF EROS

"No"
(somber and thoughtful)
by Xena in answer to the following questions:
Cyrene: "You came all this way just to say that?"
SINS OF THE PAST
Atrius: "Any thing about your life that you might like to tell me?"
TIES THAT BIND
Callisto: "And all the shattered people you left behind we're now supposed to cheer you. Is that it?"
CALLISTO
Callisto: "Do you sleep well at night?"
CALLISTO
Galen: "You can't heal that, can you?"
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

The next day, he invented the HMO

Galen meant well, but he still was pain in IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.




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