Whoosh! Issue 40 - January 2000


The Words, The Lines, The Action




Now, Did You or Didn't You?

"Did you see the guy they want me to marry?
Gabrielle to Xena
SINS OF THE PAST

And by the way, you could benefit from plastic surgery.  Don't
call me again until you've got a whole new look!

Perdicas, before he changed the spelling of his name, watches Gabrielle
before she dumps him to chase after the Warrior Princess.

"Did you see the way she finished up those guys?"
Lykus to Argolis re: Xena
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"Did you just apologize?"
Gabrielle to Xena
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"Did you get your sharpening stone?"
Gabrielle to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"Did you tell him about the box opening?"
Gabrielle to Xena re: King Gregor
CRADLE OF HOPE

"Did you notice the young one?"
Manus
DREAMWORKER

"Did you know I had a name?"
Mesmer to Xena
DREAMWORKER

"Did you whistle?"
Gabrielle to Xena
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"Did you ever notice that we never have trouble getting a table?"
Gabrielle to Xena
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"Did you tell her father this?"
Gabrielle to Agranon re: how he met Jana
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"Did he kidnap the princess?"
Xena to Marcus
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"Did I protect our investment?"
Xena to Mezentius
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"Did you hear a story I told you?"
Gabrielle to Iolaus
PROMETHEUS

"Did you kill Terreis?"
Xena to Phantes
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"Did you have it drawn up before or after the murder?"
Xena to Krykus re: contingency map
HOOVES AND HARLOTS

"Did you find out Helen's plan to end the war?"
Gabrielle to Xena
BEWARE GREEKS

"Did I ever thank you for that?"
Gabrielle to Perdicus re: taking the blame for the stolen corn
BEWARE GREEKS

"Did you ever think when we were kids that we'd find each other again?"
Gabrielle to Perdicus


Hey!  You were supposed to hit the apple on TOP of my head!

Gabrielle has no problems letting her inner child out.

BEWARE GREEKS

"Did you look?"
Gabrielle to matron re: her room assignment
ATHENS CITY ACADEMY

"Did it ever occur to you that I might not be the same person?"
Petracles to Xena
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"Did the map mention how those guys died?"
Petracles to Xena
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"Did I do that right, father?"
Xena as Princess Diana to King Lias re: making the toast
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"Did I ever tell you that I haven't been outside the castle walls but twice?"
Princess Diana to Gabrielle
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"Did you ever hear of a madman named Atyminius?
Marcus to Xena
MORTAL BELOVED

"Did you see the nosebleed I gave him?"
Gabrielle to Xena re: Atyminius
MORTAL BELOVED

"Did you find the helmet?"
Hades to Xena
MORTAL BELOVED

"Did she drown?"
Magmar to Autolycus re: Xena
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"Did you find the answers you were looking for?"
Xena to Gabrielle
THE PRODIGAL

"Did I hurt you?"
Gabrielle to Xena
ALTARED STATES

"Did you see that? I had her. I had her."
Talmadeus
THE GREATER GOOD

"Did you know that Malik uses messenger pigeons?"
Xena to Toris
DEATH MASK

"Did your uncle ever tell you that she didn't want you to be a warrior?"
Xena to Solon re: his mother
ORPHAN OF WAR

"Did you know ... he could sing?"
Xena to Solon re: his father
ORPHAN OF WAR

"Did you bring me the head of Orpheus?"
Bacchus to Bacchae
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

I die in this episode, but I come back as Kevin Smith

Like most gods in the Xeneverse, Bacchus was one taco short of a combination plate.

"Did you ever stop to think that maybe if you ease up on your people a little and let them celebrate solstice perhaps the times might ease up, too?"
Xena to King Silvus
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"Did you see that? They attacked me!"
King Silvus to Xena
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"Did you see them run?"
King Silvus to Xena re: the soldiers
A SOLSTICE CAROL

"Did I not tell you that I was captain of my boxing team in my division?"
Jacques S'Er to Mel, Janice, and Ares
THE XENA SCROLLS

"Did you see that?"
Hower to Gabrielle re: Xena accepting flowers
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"Did you just let me hit you?"
Gabrielle to Xena
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"Did you hear that?"
Joxer to Gabrielle re: Ileandra's conversation
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"Did he look alright?"
Xena to Meleager
THE EXECUTION

"Did you hear something?"
Meleager to Gabrielle
THE EXECUTION

"Did I do that?"
Ulysses to Gabrielle re: making her have a limp
ULYSSES

"Did you say, 'love'?"
Gabrielle to Xena
ULYSSES

"Did you hear Xena?"
Vasculis to his men
LOST MARINER

"Did you see the way she fought him?"
Gabrielle to Joxer
A COMEDY OF EROS

"Did I say, hard as rock?"
Draco to Gabrielle
A COMEDY OF EROS

"Did I mention I'm a widow?"
Gabrielle to Draco
A COMEDY OF EROS

"Didn't I tell you you'd win in the end?"
Xena to Koulos
THE BLACK WOLF

"Didn't Hercules tell you I was an honorable man?"
Autolycus to Xena
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

Eat THIS, mush-for-brains

Autolycus met his match in ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES.

"Didn't you serve as judge, jury, and executioner, or am I missing something?"
Ares to Xena
INTIMATE STRANGER

"Didn't I say hard as rock?"
Draco to Gabrielle re: his abs
A COMEDY OF EROS



We've Heard This Before?

"No problem."
CHARIOTS OF WAR

"They're going to sacrifice me. They're going to sacrifice me not."
"Sweet dreams."
DREAMWORKER

"Knowledge is power."
CRADLE OF HOPE

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
THE PATH NOT TAKEN

"Justice prevails."
" ...one of a kind."
THE RECKONING

"If you can't beat 'em, join them."
THE TITANS

"The bigger they are ..."
PROMETHEUS

" ...I'll pass."
" ...a grand entrance."
" ...brawn over brains."
"Mull it over."
"Rats!"
DEATH IN CHAINS

"Moonlight."
"Take a 2nd job."
"Take it or leave it."
THE BLACK WOLF

"It's a double negative."
"That figures."
A FISTFUL OF DINARS

"Your wish is my command."
" ...kill two birds with one stone."
"Dinner is served."
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS

"Good shot."
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"Trust me."
"You're off the hook."
" ...a diamond in the rough."
"Are you kidding?"
THE ROYAL COUPLE OF THIEVES

"Give me a break."
ALTARED STATES

"You are stuck between a rock and a hard place."
"Ciao."
"A dinar for your thoughts."
THE PRODIGAL

I'm telling you, Gabrielle, the origin of consciousness is in the
breakdown of the bicameral mind

Gabrielle had more than a dinar on her thoughts in THE PRODIGAL.

"Don't believe everything you hear."
" ...seeing a man about a horse."
TIES THAT BIND

"Shake, aim, fire."
THE GREATER GOOD

"Isn't death grand?"
MORTAL BELOVED

"Bar is closed."
REMEMBER NOTHING

"It speaks for itself."
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

Xena passes gas at a delicate moment

Many things speak for themselves in the Xenaverse.

"Will luck be a lady tonight?"
"Will you be my wife?"
"I've got news for you."
RETURN OF CALLISTO

"Now you're playing hard to get?"
"You're not my type."
WARRIOR ... PRINCESS ... TRAMP

"What a loser."
"Get a grip."
"A kinder, gentler God of War."
"Looks can kill."
"I rest my case."
" ...the right man for the job."
"He's ba-a-a-ck."
"Give my regards to Hades."
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS

"Make my day."
"Works for me."
"You're a lucky man."
"The reinforcements have arrived."
"Let the games begin."
A SOLSTICE CAROL

Gabrielle demonstrates her theory of centripetal force and the
coriolis effect

Gabrielle gets to try out some new moves in A SOLSTICE CAROL.

"Ladies first."
"In the blink of an eye."
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained."
"I want out."
"Later."
"Let's blow."
"Dig."
"Dude."
"Sayonara, sucker."
THE XENA SCROLLS

"Let's hit it."
"Take five."
"You go, girl."
"No ifs, ands, or buts."
"May the best person win."
"Are we having fun, yet?"
"You got a problem with that?"
"You really saved my ass ...ets"
HERE SHE COMES ...

"Caesar, Julius Caesar."
"Divide and conquer."
DESTINY

"The old false floor routine."
"No offense."
"You shouldn't make promises you can't keep."
"Fancy meeting you here."
"Feet, don't you fail me now."
THE QUEST

"First things, first."
"Patience is a virtue."
A NECESSARY EVIL

"Get off it."
" ...works in mysterious ways."
"You've got a snowball's chance in Tartarus."


I think I just sat on a tack!

How long a snowball can last in Tartarus is not a rhetorical question in the Xenaverse.

"You can run, but you can't hide."
"Cut him some slack."
"Having a bad day?"
A DAY IN THE LIFE

"It's your funeral."
" ...when push comes to shove."
"It's a done deal."
"You're in over your head."
"You've met your match."
"All's well that ends well."
"A man must do what a man must do."
"That's a load off my mind."
"Hang in there."
"Keep the faith."
"Later."
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS

"Arbus, Judge Arbus."
"Hang in there."
" ...wild goose chase."
"Dead or alive."
"Long arm of the law."
" ...my last will and testament."
THE EXECUTION

"You've got to be kidding."
"I called your bluff."
"With friends like these..."
"Do you get my drift?"
"My hands are tied."
"Nice catch."
"Cheers."
"I now pronounce you king and queen."
"That's a sight for sore eyes."
"Check it out."
BLIND FAITH

" ...smell the flowers."
"Have a nice voyage."
" ...bite off more than he could chew."
"You're not my type."
ULYSSES

" ... reach out and touch."
"What the Hades do you think you're doing?"
THE PRICE

"Tall, dark, and cursed for eternity."
LOST MARINER

And if you sign on now, you get all the squid you can eat!

Cecrops trades curse stories with Gabrielle.

"The things we do for love."
"No sweat."
"Easy come, easy go."
"You can't win 'em all."
A COMEDY OF EROS



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