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“The Mother of All Monsters” Episode 20/207 [TEASER] [Fight] 1st Thug: “Off the chariot! Got a present for ya!” 2nd Thug: “Kick him again!” H: “Hey! Hey!” I: “We scared ‘em off.” H: “Hello, friend. I bet you’ve had better days.” Demetrius [Dem]: “Attack!” I: “It’s an ambush! Hey, Herc! Right in the sweet spot!” H: “Iolaus! Pay attention!” Dem: “Kill him! Kill the son of Zeus!” H: “Sweet spot?” I: “Yeah. Come on! Take off your mask!” Dem: “Until we meet again, Hercules.” I: “Coward!” Dem: “Yah!” I: “Won’t even show his face. How can you have any fun fighting a guy like that?” H: “I suppose you’d rather fight a monster.” I: “Huh-- are there any left?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Echidna [E]: “You may know defeat, but you don’t know loss.” Dem: “Your words confuse me, Echidna. I have lost valuable warriors-- mercenaries-- who thrive on violent excess.” E: “But none of them sprang from _your_ seed! Then you can’t possibly understand what I have lost-- or the pain and loneliness I have suffered. The Hydra! The She-demon! The Symphalian bird! [Screams] All of them my children! All of them_slain_ by Hercules!” Dem: “Well, it appears that he defeats monsters as well as mortals.” E: “He has not beaten me-- the _mother_ of all monsters!” Dem: “That is why I’ve come to see you. Only you have the power to vanquish him.” E: “I want to see the face of the man who flatters me. Remove your mask.” Dem: “It is not necessary.” E: “Do it no-o-o-o-ow! Ye-e-e-e-s. You’ll do nicely. There will be no trashe [sic] of Hercules or hish [sic] family left when I’m finished. And you shall be remembered for all time-- as the man who killed Hercules!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- [ACT I] Man’s Voice: “Be happy to!” Merchant [Mer]: “Greeting, Alcmene. Trust your well.” Alcmene [Alc]: “Never been better, thank you.” Mer: “And that son of yours-- I hear he’s been vanquishing infidels at every turn.” Alc: “Sounds like you know as much about what Hercules is up to as I do.” Woman: “Poor dear-- I thought he’d be the kind of boy who’d look _in_ on his mother!” Alc: “Don’t you worry about me. I get along perfectly. He’s got my bag! Stop him!” A Woman’s Voice: “Stop him! There he is!” Dem: “Good work. You apologize to the lady.” Third Thug: “Sorry.” Dem: “You better be. Now, you go, and you make yourself scarce. Go ahead! Ha! I think this is yours.” Alc: “Thank you.” Dem: “If you don’t mind, maybe I should walk with you awhile-- so you won’t have any more trouble.” Alc: “I wouldn’t mind at all.” Men’s Voices: “I’ll join you-- ” “Turn around!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Man: “OK?! Who’s gonna be next to try Hercules on for size?! Donate _two_ dinars to our widows and orphans’ fund-- and _you_ can challenge him to _any_ event you like! Come on! Step right up! Why, if you win! You’ll be the _talk_ of all Greece!” A Woman’s Voice: “You might as well throw your money away!” I: “Great, no takers. You’re wiping out charity in Cappadocia single-handedly.” H: “Well, maybe we’ll just give the people all your money, Iolaus.” Man: “There’s gotta be another challenger out there, somewhere! Wh-what do ya say, fellas?! Two dinars is all it’ll cost you!” Challenger [Cha]: “I’ll donate _ten_ dinars! If Hercules’ll match it.” H: “Ten dinars it is.” Cha: “Fool!” Woman’s Voice: “He challenges Hercules?” I: “This guy needs a lesson in humility.” Cha: “You’re the man who needs a lesson in humility.” A Man’s Voice: “Go ahead! Show them what you can do!” Measurer [Mea]: “Two hundred-- seventeen paces!” [Cheer] Cha: “Beat that.” H: “If-- you insist.” Cha: “He doesn’t have a prayer.” I: “What makes you so sure?” Cha: “You’ll see. Hercules-- heard about your mother?! She’s gettin’ married!” Man’s Voice: “Look out! Look out!” Cha: “Ahh! Ahh! Uh!” H: “Married?” I: “I, uh-- think you dropped this.” H: “Oh-- yeah. Uh!” A Man’s Voice: “Can you believe it?” H: “Make sure the money goes to the widows and orphans.” I: “Hey, where ya goin’?!” H’s Voice: “Home!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Dem: “Ah-- look strong enough to you?” Alc: “Looks wonderful. You really shouldn’t have gone to all this trouble.” Dem: “Well, I’m just finishing what your son started. He had the right idea about protecting you.” Alc: “I think Hercules worries about me too much.” Dem: “Well, what is he going to say if _I_ start worrying about you?” Alc: “You shouldn’t bother.” Dem: “Look, I’m only doing what my heart tells me to do.” Alc: “Trust me. Your heart’ll beat a lot faster the first time a pretty girl half my age bats her eyes at you.” Dem: “Why do you have to say something like-- aw!” Alc: “Demetrius.” Dem: “Oh, it’s nothing.” Alc: “Why don’t you let _me_ decide that? Here. Ah-- you’ll live, but-- I’d still better clean it up.” Dem: “Well, if that means you’ll hold my hand for a while longer-- I’m all for it.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I’s Voice: “So, your mother’s got herself a boyfriend. Maybe you’ll end up with a stepfather. Why are you so upset?” H: “Iolaus-- how do I know this guy’s good enough her? I mean, I’ve never even met him.” I: “It’s her life.” H: “Yeah, I know, but-- ” I: “What?” H: “It’s like I don’t know my own mother anymore.” I: “She’s gonna love you no matter what.” H: “I don’t know why. I’m away from home too much. You know? If you stop and think about it, I spend more time worrying about total strangers than I do about the woman who gave me life.” I: “Hercules-- you have nothing to feel guilty about.” H: “Tell that to my conscience.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- E: [Screams] Archer [Arch]: “We are here to _serve_ you, Echidna.” E: “Then serve me well. Join my crusade against Hercules!” Arch: “The warrior, Demetrius, is not enough?” E: “A mortal, challenging the son of Zeus?! That will never be enough for me-- no matter how much hate Demetrius has in his heart.” Arch: “We will leave at once-- but you must know, there is only one thing we can do when we confront Hercules.” E: “Yes-- you’ll kill him.” Arch: “With arrows Hephaestus has crafted. But I thought killing Hercules was a pleasure _you_ coveted.” E: “It means more to me that his _mother_ watches him die. _She_ must know the pain _I_ felt-- when he _slew_ my children!” Arch: “We can kill her, too.” E: “No-- I want her brought to me so that I can tell her myself-- why she was forshed [sic]-- to shuffer [sic].” Arch: “And, then?” E: “Then I will kill her.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “You know? You’re probably gonna like him once you get to know him.” H: “We’ll see.” I: “Uh-- give your mother some credit for having good taste.” H: “Good taste? She fell for Zeus, remember?” I: “Yeah, but he’s a god. He’s handsome-- ” H: “He’s the reason my wife and children aren’t alive, and don’t tell me you’re going to defend him.” I: “Well, even if I wanted to, which, incidentally I don’t-- now would not be the moment. Look.” H: “What?” Goon: “I’ve got a proposal for you, gentlemen. Your money-- or your lives.” H: “Why can’t people find an honest way to make a living?” I: “Uh, uh-- Herc-- ” Goon: “Looks like it’s gonna be their money _and_ their lives.” H: “I really-- don’t have time for this.” [Fight] H: “Well-- are you coming, or not?” Goon: “Get me down!” I: “He’s missing his mother.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Alc: “Maybe I’m being too bold.” Dem: “Don’t be silly. All you’re doing is providing public service. You’re giving your neighbors something to talk about aside from the weather.” Alc: “I already did that-- when I was young and foolish.” Dem: “Well-- don’t be so hard on yourself. All you were doing back then was-- listening to your heart. Sometimes, that’s the only thing one can do.” Alc: “I’m afraid I’m out of practice.” Dem: “You mean, you’ve sworn off love? The way a drunkard swears off wine?” Alc: “Until now.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- H: “My wall-- ” I: “Ah-- what about it?” H: “Somebody finished it.” I: “You mean, you didn’t?” H: “No, I-- started it, but then there was that-- trouble-- with-- ” I: “Iphicles.” H [Sighs]: “Yeah.” I: “Wait, you mean you haven’t been back here since then? Maybe your mother _should_ get herself a new husband.” H: “I was going to finish it, Iolaus. It’s just that things-- came up. People kept needing my help.” I: “Well, that’s the curse of being you, Hercules. It’s also the curse of being your mother.” H: Yeah-- I guess you’re right. You wouldn’t-- wanna come in with me, wouldja? I-I’m sure she’d love to fix ya dinner.” I: “No, thanks. I better go on to my place-- see if it’s still standing. Good luck, my friend.” H: “Yeah.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- H: “Mother? Mother.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- [ACT II] Alc: “Hercules-- you’re home.” H: “Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am.” Alc: “I, um-- I wasn’t expecting you.” H: “I kind of figured that out. So, should I ask what’s new?” Dem: “Well, I believe I am. The name’s Demetrius.” H: “I’m Hercules.” Dem: “I thought you were. Your mother’s told me a great deal about you.” H: “Hmm-- then I’m at a disadvantage-- because I don’t know anything about you.” Alc: “Hercules-- there’ll be plenty ’a time to get to know Demetrius. I think you’ll like him-- if you give him a chance?” H: “Sure.” Dem: “I believe you two have a lot of catching up to do. I should be on my way.” Alc: “But you came for dinner. You haven’t eaten a bite.” Dem: “Well, I think Hercules, here, needs to eat more than I do. He’s the one who’s been travelling. Until tomorrow. I hope to see more of you-- my friend.” H: “Uh-- Mother, I was just-- ” Alc: “Not one more word. Do you hear me? Not one more word from either of us, or we both might say things we regret. Now-- do you want dinner, or don’t you?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “With prices like yours, no wonder I’m away so often. Hey, take it easy, friend. There’s room enough for both of us.” Leukos [Leu]: “Beg your pardon, sir, but are you Iolaus, friend of Hercules?” I: “Who’s asking?” Leu: “A veteran, sir-- battled at Liguria, Alchedon, and the Isterian Peninsula. They call me Leukos, sir.” I: “Yeah? Well, no one calls me sir, Leukos. Iolaus will do fine.” Leu: “Then it is you. I’m hopin’ you’ll lead me to Hercules.” I: “Well, I need a reason.” Leu: “To save his life.” I: “OK-- that’s a good enough reason. You wanna explain?” Leu: “No-- only to Hercules.” I [Chuckles]: “Got over treating me like a ‘Sir’ pretty quickly, didn’tcha?” Leu: “I mean no offense. But please, is there a place where I may meet Hercules-- a safe place? I fear the wrong eyes are on me.” I: “OK-- go out of the town walls, OK? Through the first gate-- ” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- H: “That tune brings back some nice memories.” Alc: “You were just a little boy when I used to sing it to you. It’s been a long time since I was that happy.” H: “But you’re happy now-- aren’t you?” Alc: “Yes, I am. Hercules? Can’t you rejoice for me? Can’t you open your heart and let Demetrius in?” H: “How can I? When I have no idea whether he’s worthy of you?” Alc: “Uh, I say he is. That should be all the assurance you need. Look-- you have to understand that-- I’m getting older, and I’m-- I don’t relish the thought of doing it by myself. I-- I’d like someone in my life-- someone to love.” H: “Are you two-- ? I mean-- I mean, are you-- ?” Alc: “Ah, that’s-- my business, Hercules. But I will tell you that everything about him says he could love me without qualification. Zeus could never do that and-- about the only other man I ever wanted to was Amphitryon.” H: “One more explanation for Demetrius, right?” Alc: “He doesn’t need explaining, Hercules. He’s a wonderful man. He’s honored as a warrior, and-- successful as a farmer in the Arcadian highlands. And the most important thing of all is he’s good to me.” H: “From where I stand, he is still a mystery.” Alc: “Well, I think I’m a mystery to you, too.” H: “Yeah. Maybe you’re right, Mother. I’ve been gone so much that I never stopped to realize how-- lonely you are.” Alc: “Then-- give me a chance to end that loneliness with Demetrius.” H: “Yeah.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Dem: “Echidna sent you here for Hercules. You should not concern yourself about anyone else.” Arch: “But the veteran I’m telling you about-- he could cause trouble. He’s spoken to Hercules’ best friend.” Dem: “Maybe they’re old friends. Hercules has fought many wars.” Arch: “So have you.” Dem: “Very well. If you think the veteran could cause trouble-- eliminate him.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- E [Moans]: “Ohhhh-- my children, I miss you so-o-o-o-o. There’s an emptiness in my life that can never be filled. But this I swear-- Hercules will die for what he did to you-- and to me! To all of us!” [Moans] ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “Hercules.” H: “Uh-- she’s really fallen for him, Iolaus.” I: “Look, I know you’re worried about your mother but right now-- you have other problems. Someone’s trying to kill you.” H: “That happens all the time. I don’t have the evergy to be impressed.” I: “Well, you better find the energy. Otherwise, you won’t be around to worry about your mother.” H: “What?” I: “The guy who thinks you’re in danger-- he’s a warrior. If we were in battle together, we would trust him to cover our backs. He’s tryin’ to do that for you now.” H: “Where is he?” I: “He’s outside of town. I told him he’d be safe there.” H: “You make it sound like he’s afraid.” I: “He is. He’s very afraid.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “Leukos. Leukos?” H: “I hope that’s not your man.” I: “It is.” H: “No mortal shot this arrow. It was crafted in the forges of Hephaestus.” I: “That means Hera must be after you again.” H: “My mother.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Dem: “The wagon’s ready.” Alc: “And so’s our picnic lunch.” Dem: “Ahhh-- then there’s nothing to wait for-- except this. And there’ll be more for dessert. After you, my dear.” Alc: “Oh, what a beautiful day.” Dem: “The best one in a long time.” H: “Mother! Mother, there’s trouble!” Alc: “What does he mean?” Dem: “Look for yourself.” Alc: “Hercules, look out!” Arch: “Now.” H: “Uh! Uh! Ahhhh!” Alc: “No-o-o-o-o-o-o!” I: “Hercules!” Dem: “Don’t worry, you’ll be seeing him on the other side-- sooner than you think. Now to finish this. Yah! Hah! Hah! Hah!” Alc: “Hercules!” I: “Don’t die, Hercules. Please don’t die.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- [ACT III] Dem: “Whoa! Whoa!” Alc: “You planned this all along, didn’t you? You never loved me. You just wanted to set a trap for Hercules! Why, Demetrius?! Why would you wanna kill someone who’s done so much good?!” Dem: “Why don’t you worry about yourself?” Alc: “You can’t do anything worse to me than you’ve already done!” Dem: “I’m sure I can figure out something.” Alc: “Is this where you _kill_ me, Demetrius? Is that what happens now?” Dem: “No. I’m much too much of a gentleman for that. Wine? Ohh. Ride ahead. Deliver the news about Hercules. The rest of you stay with the wagon. We wouldn’t anything to happen to our lovely Alcmene-- until it is her turn to die.” Alc: “You’re a monster.” Dem: “I am nothing compared-- to what you are about to see.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “Come on, Hercules. I know you’re still with me. You can _do_ it. I know you can. Come on! Fight back!” H: “Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h! Ah-h-h-h! Ah-h! Iolaus!” I: “I’m here. I’m here.” H: “Ah-h!” I: “Take it easy.” H: “My mother! Where is she?!” I: “I-- I don’t know. Sh-- Demetrius carried her off.” H: “W’ve got to go!” I [Interrupting]: “No, you can’t! You can’t! You’re hurt pretty bad.” H: “Ah-h-h-h! Take it out!” I: “Hercules-- I might just make it worse.” H: “Take it out! Or I swear, I’ll do it myself!” I: “All right. It’s gonna be like no pain you’ve ever felt.” H: “Pull-- the arrow out. Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!” I: “Rest well, my friend.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Alc: “I should have known I couldn’t trust you. Your eyes were always as cold as stone-- no matter how much passion the rest of you was generating.” Dem: “My eyes. Well, perhaps they’ll be brighter, now that Hercules is no longer standing between me-- and immortality.” Alc: “Well, enjoy your power while you can. ‘Cause anyone as cowardly and treacherous as you won’t be able to hang onto it for long.” Dem: “You know-- maybe I ought to kill you.” Alc: “Well, why don’t you? I’m gonna die anyway, aren’t I? Come on, Demetrius-- kill me. There’s no other way you’re gonna satisfy Hera.” Dem: “Hera-- Hera didn’t send me.” Alc: “But no one else hates Hercules and me as much as she does.” Dem: “Ha. No-- Echidna hates you even more.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- E [Squawks]: “What is it? Why are you here?” Arch: “Hercules is dead. No one survives our arrows.” E: “Then my world is a better place. And his mother-- ” Arch: “A captive. Demetrius will have her here tomorrow.” E: “Then tomorrow she will die.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- H: “Iolaus.” I [Sighs]: “Thank the gods. I didn’t think anyone could survive an arrow forged by Hephaestus.” H: “How’d I get in here?” I: “I dragged you.” H: “My mother!” I: “Wait, wait! You gotta heal up a little first. Then we can both go and get her.” H: “If we wait-- she’ll be killed.” I: “Hercules-- you gotta listen to me. This is not just about you and Demetrius. There’s some bigger force at work here. And weak as you are-- it may kill you.” H: “That’ll be a death-- worth dying.” I: “Look-- you won’t even stand a fighting chance!” H: “Get out of my way; I’m going after her. Ahh!” I: “Not without me, you’re not.” H: “Good-- because I don’t think I could make it by myself.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “Take it easy, friend.” H: “Gotta keep going.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “Looks like the wagon was joined here by a gang of riders.” H: “The archers.” I: “Yeah. But the only thing in this direction is-- ” H: “Dronos-- and you know what’s there.” I: “Echidna.” H: “This must be her revenge, Iolaus.” I: “What do you mean?” H: “She’s paying me back-- for slaying all the monsters that call her, ‘Mother’.” I: “So-- she tries to have you killed-- while your own mother is watching.” H: “Yeah-- but it doesn’t end there. Now, she wants to kill my mother, too.” I: “Stop, Herc! Come on. It’s gonna be night soon. We can’t travel much farther.” H: “No-- I’ve gotta keep going.” I: “Ah-- I’ll be right beside ya.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Arch’s Voice: “I’ll check the horses.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Dem: “Not even a goodbye kiss, my love? You should have better manners than that.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- [ACT IV] H: “It can’t be much farther.” I: “I’ll scout ahead and make sure.” H: “No! This is my mother we’re after. That makes it my fight. I don’t want you sticking your neck out.” I: “Come on, Hercules. What are you talking about?” H: “This is about family.” I: “I know how much you love your mother.” H: “Then you should understand when I ask you to stay back.” I: “Wait! I do understand. But-- this is family for me, too. After all we’ve been through together-- the _risks_ we’ve taken for each other. You’re like a brother to me. I-I don’t know-- any other way to put it.” H: “The feeling’s mutual. Come on.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Dem: “Hah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hih! Hah! Hah! Whoa! Whoa! Nervous?” Alc: “Should I be?” Dem: “If I were you, I’d be frightened to death.” Alc: “Is that what you want, Demetrius? Would that make you feel like you’ve _scored_ some kind of victory over me?” Dem: “Get her out of the wagon.” Alc: “Keep your hands off me!” Arch: “Don’t hurt her-- unless you wanna take her place in front of Echidna.” Alc: “I think you should _all_ die.” Dem: “They’re going to be outside standing watch. Unfortunately, you’re going to be the only one dying. Inside.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Alc: “Ahh!” E: “Welcome to the end of your life.” [Squawks] ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- I: “Hercules.” H: “Not now.” I: “Yeah, but-- ” H: “Quiet!” I: “Why?” H: “Welcoming committee.” I: “Your mother must be in that cave.” H: “With Echidna.” I: “And Demetrius.” H: “We’ve gotta get past those archers.” I: “Any ideas?” H: “ Oh, yeah.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- E: “Did it hurt when you saw your son die? Did you feel your heart crumble?” Alc: “I’m not gonna give you the satisfaction of seeing me cry! Just kill me-- and get it over with!” E: “You don’t get off so easily after raising a killer!” Alc: “Hercules is no killer!” E: “Yes, he is! He killed my children! He killed them _one_ after another! No mother should have to endure that.” Alc: “Your children were monsters, just like you. They murdered and maimed for _any_ god corrupt enough to use them!” E: “Liar!” [Screams] ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- E’s Voice: [Screams] Arch: “Sounds like our mission is complete. The horses! Come on!” [Startles] H: “Oh, it’s me, all right.” Arch: “You must die again!” H: “Can’t you get it through your head-- I didn’t die the first time.” I: “Maybe she’s not very bright!” Arch: “The bows! Go get them!” I: “Now you see ‘em-- now you don’t! Did I do that, or did you?!” Alc’s Voice: [Screams] H: “I’ve _got_ to get in there. Take care of her first. Then bring the arrows in.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Alc: [Screams] E: [Screams] H: “Put her down!” E: “Hercules! Why isn’t he dead?!” H: “Bad archers!” Alc: “Good genes!” H: “Nobody-- takes advantage of my mother.” [Fight] Alc’s Voice: “Hercules! Be careful!” H: “I said! Put-- her-- down.” E: “I think I’ll kill you both at once!” [Squawks] [Fight continues] E: [Screams] H: “Mother! Run!” Alc: “I can’t leave you!” H: “You’ve got to! Now, run! Over here, Echidna! It’s me you want!” E: “Have it your way! You’ll die first! [Screams] You’re not getting away!” Dem: “You’re not going anywhere-- Mother.” E [Screams]: “Right back where you started! You both die-e-e-e!” I: “Wrong! Alcmene!” H: “Iolaus! Get her out of here! Go on! I’ll take care of Echidna!” Dem: “You’ll have to get past me first, you little runt.” H: “Iolaus! The arrows!” I: “Where are they?!” Dem [Laughs]: “Now it’s you and me, Hercules.” E: [Screams] I: “Herc-- ” E: [Screams] Alc: “No, Hercules! Don’t!” H: “But if she had her way, we’d both be dead.” Alc: “It doesn’t matter. We’re better than that. We’re not monsters. We’re not instruments of death and destruction. We’re human beings. And besides-- now I know how she felt when her children died. She felt the same way I would have.” H: “What do you expect me to do? I can’t leave her free to kill more people.” Alc: “I know you can’t. I’m just asking you to-- find a _better_ way to stop her than by death. Please, Hercules-- for me.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Alc: “Will she be able to get out of there?” H: “With Echidna-- you never know.” Alc: “I hope you understand why I couldn’t have watched her die.” H: “Mother-- I _do_ understand.” Alc: “Uh-- are you all right? Uh-- ” H: “I’m _fine_, I’m fine.” Alc: “Iolaus, couldn’t you have-- ?” I: “I tried-- but you know what he’s like? Can we go home, now?” H: “Why? Aren’t you having fun, here? [Laughter] Let’s go.” Alc: “Hercules, you make a mother proud.” I: “Hercules-- you ready for a home-cooked meal?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
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