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Author's Note: I loved THE BITTER SUITE (58/312) and this parody is in no means meant to imply criticism. Just the opposite, actually. This is my way of paying tribute to a phenomenal episode.
All songs, unless otherwise noted, should be able to be sung to the tunes found in the episode, THE BITTER SUITE. Try singing along, it's fun! THE CHORUS is a group of Poteidaian villagers who just adore mucking up XENA and Gabrielle's life. Everything they say always rhymes. They're a Greek chorus, y'see. Just in case you haven't read the Coming Out series, thought I'd tell you who these wackos are.
Now please, enjoy! And tell me what you thought of this massive project!
Teaser
1 INT. AMAZON HUT - DAY
2 EXT. AMAZON VILLAGE - DAY
3 EXT. MOUNTAINTOP - DAY
4 INT. AMAZON HUT - DAY
Act One
5 EXT. AMAZON VILLAGE - DAY
6 EXT. DELUSIA - DAY
Act Two
7 EXT. DELUSIA - DAY
8 EXT. DELUSIA - DAY
9 INT. DINING HALL - DAY
10 EXT. DELUSIAN POTEIDAIA - DAY
11 INT. DINING HALL - DAY
12 EXT. DELUSIAN POTEIDAIA - DAY
Act Three
13 INT. DINING HALL - DAY
14 INT. DELUSIAN TOWER - DAY
Act Four
15 INT. DAHAK'S ALTAR - DAY
16 EXT. BEACH - DAY
Biography
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Biography
Joanna Sandsmark
Joanna is a television writer, a member of the WGA, recently wrote an issue of Wonder Woman for DC Comics, and is currently writing a novel set in feudal Japan. She is also writing a screenplay and should be working on that instead of writing parodies because she has a treatment due to the production company. Occasionally, she does voice-over work, including an appearance in the cartoon Rugrats as a Swedish dog groomer. One of Joanna's favorite activities is riding a cart around Universal Studios, waving at the tourists while sipping a slurpee from City Walk. Yeah, it's a glamorous life, ain't it?
Favorite episodes: A DAY IN THE LIFE (39/215), THE DEBT 1&2 (52, 53/306, 307), and THE BITTER SUITE (58/312)
Favorite line: Gabrielle: "Wow, would you look at that? Wonder what else is in these clothes -- they're hand-me-downs, you know." DREAMWORKER (03/103). Xena: "Go home. There are thousands more like me." ONE AGAINST AN ARMY (59/313)
First episode seen: WARRIOR... PRINCESS (15/115)
Least favorite episode: THE QUILL IS MIGHTIER (56/310)
