Whoosh! Issue 42 - March 2000

CAPTION THIS NO. 4
Exclusive to Whoosh!
By Nicola Guest and Marian Pappaceno
Content © 2000 by authors
Edition © 2000 by Whoosh!



Editor's Note: As a fun exercise, Whoosh! each month presents a cartoon drawn by Nicola Guest and/or Marian Pappaceno, and then invites its readers to send in their ideas of possible captions for the cartoon. All the received captions (unless deemed too wild and woolly) are published in the next month's issue. Submissions must be received by the 20th of the month to be considered for inclusion in the next month's issue.




Caption This No. 4a
Caption This No. 4b
Caption This No. 3 Submissions
Past Caption Thises
Biographies



Caption This No. 4





Caption This No. 4a

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

By Nicola Guest
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Caption This No. 4b

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

Send your captions to Kym Taborn.




Caption This No. 3 Submissions

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

By Nicola Guest


01. You wanna "poke" my what?!?
(from D. Error)

02. I guess Gabrielle was right, that rabbit *is* a killer!
(from Josh Harrison)

03. When Xena returned to the eastern lands, she was caught completely off guard by their strange new gods.
(from Josh Harrison)

04. Xena learns the hard way that cute and fuzzy does not mean innocent. Never again will she question Gabrielle's "killer bunny" story.
(from Lia LePuissant)

05. Victims of "Kill X" web games bash back!
(from Andjam)

06. Xena isn't the only one with many skills
(from Andjam)

07. Though the disguise was clever, Xena could sense Alti was back.
(from BekahsOwn)

08. Though the"training" had been quite pleasant, Xena realized that she and Gabrielle had really missed something in the translation of Pokemon to Greek.
(from BekahsOwn)

09. "Pika? Pi Pikachu." "Pi! Ka! Chu!" (Translation: "Gotta kill them all." "I don't think so!")
(from Michael Tosches)

10. After frying that big, bad giant...you would think she would remember metal attracts electricity!!!!
(from Cynthia Harmon)

11. Xena begins to wish her trainer had chosen Gabrielle instead.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

12. Pikachu:"Pika!" Xena: "Oh yea? Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!"
(from Joanne)

13. This was the moment when Lucy Lawless' stunt double decided to ask for a raise.
(from Jasper)

14. "Gabrielle, why don't we just eat veggie tonight."
(from Jasper)

15. It was decided to put off the all animated episode until the sixth season.
(from Jasper)

16. Xena began to wish she'd chosen another method to see if her chakram was of a conductive material.
(from Jasper)

17. Gabrielle could feel another Ides of March moment coming on.
(from Jasper)

18. "Good Job, Pikachu!" says Ash, "We've defeated Xena, Now all I have to do get her in the Pokeball."
(from ArtemisOK)

19. The Japanese have taken over Xena! Run, it might give you seizures!
(from Xenitejen)

20. Unknowingly, Xena gives the little guy his 1,000th "peek at you" joke...the last straw, it seems...
(from marian pappaceno)

21. Having lost all their original fan base, Xena's producers hope to beef up numbers in their one remaining demographic...
(from Jean Richter)

22. Hello, Xena...Goodbye, Misty!
(from ArtemisOK)

23. Aaack! I'm reborn as a Warrior in a future with CUTE monsters?
(from Carol)

24. Okay, okay! So he's not a defensless lice ridden vermin and I'm sorry I called him that
(from Thomas Healy)

25. David and Goliath, yeah-----but this is ridiculous
(from Barbara Mullins)

26. Yes I kick b*tt for a living -- but what b*tt where?
(from Barbara Mullins)

27. GABRIELLE......I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
(from Debmom6)

28. Zeus returns as Pika-Zeus!
(from Eric Shih)





Past Caption Thises

Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 2.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 1.





Biographies

Nicola Guest Nicola Guest

I live "across the pond" in bonny old England, currently doing a Degree in Media Production, specialising in Animation. I enjoy directing, storyboarding and creating comedy scripts (I like comedy alot so that's why the funny episodes of XWP are my favourite!) I'm also getting into web design and have started to produce my own site: http://www.c-gue.demon.co.uk/. At the moment I'm living the typical life of a student and loving every minute of it.
Favorite episodes: A DAY IN THE LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HELL, IF THE SHOE FITS
Favorite line: Gabrielle: "It's a SACK Xena" IF THE SHOE FITS
First episode seen: IN SICKNESS AND IN HELL
Least favorite episode: ULYSSES

Joxer-impaired Spice Marian Pappaceno
Click here for Ms. Pappaceno's website

Marian Pappaceno was born to the glitter city of Las Vegas in 1964. Always the tough gal, she was happy to play the role of the bad guy with the neighborhood kids, usually as a thief or alien-come-to-conquer-earth. An artist at heart, she draws constantly when not at her job in nuclear medicine. As mistress of The Temple Of Joxer, she does not take kindly to Ted-bashing and lusts after anyone who knows all the words to his song.
Favorite episode: BITTER SUITE(58/312)
Favorite line: Gabrielle with centaur dropping in hand: "...don't eat....Oh, thank you...thank you VERY much!" HOOVES AND HARLOTS (10/110)
First episode seen: FISTFUL OF DINARS (14/114)
Least favorite episode: THE TITANS (07/107)







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