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Caption This No. 4a

By Nicola Guest

01. Tired of Cerebrus constantly gnawing on her boots, Xena decided to play fetch over the abyss of Tartarus
(from Thomas Healy)

02. "See Gabrielle, I told you I could get a pet for Eve."
(from BeaHCNB)

03. "Hey Cerb, how about we do a little rolling around tonight? MY WAY!"
(from KSZoneW)

04. As the battle raged on all Xena could think was "It's got to be the Puppy Chow"
(from BekahsOwn)

05. "I'd like to see you fetch that!"
(from Sara)

06. Xena never did like having to clean up after Hope's puppy
(from Kym Taborn)

07. Just for kicks, Xena tricks Cerberus into concussing himself as all three heads try to grab her chakram at once
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

08. "Three heads are better than one, huh? Let's see about that. Here, catch and I want it back in one piece!!!"
(from Virginia & Lourdes S.)

09. Little-known fact: Xena was the first person in Greece to own a Cerberpet
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

10. Xena soon got tired of dogsitting for Hades.
(from Josh Harrison)

11. Cerberus was much easier to distract than the legends would have you believe
(from Josh Harrison)

12. Hades' busy schedule keeps him from giving Cerberus the attention he needs so, Hades decides to hire a dog-walker. Xena is the first applicant to last past Cerberus' snack time.
(from Donald Plunkett)

13. "I really need two more chakra for this. Cerberus spends too much time fighting with his own heads over who gets to fetch."
(from Donald Plunkett)

14. "That's a good doggie! Two more weeks of practice and we'll be ready for the national Frisbee catching contest!"
(from Donald Plunkett)

15. After going through several cases of plastic Frisbees, Xena finds something that lasts past the first "fetch."
(from Donald Plunkett)

16. I swear, this is the last time I do a favor for Hades
(from Richard B Franke)

17. Gabrielle, the next time Persephone asks if you want a puppy, say no.
(from Richard B Franke)

18. Xena discovers that while Cereberus never sleeps and can't be wounded, poisoned, or killed, he can be distracted for hours by a shiny round flying thing.
(from Richard B Franke)

19. Where IS Gabrielle with that Helmet of Invisiblilty?
(from ArtemisOK)

20. Chew on my boots will ya!! Ok doggie just follow this about 30 paces. There's a treat for you at the bottom that well if your lucky.
(from JWalker889)

21. Gabrielle, Joxer and Argo started to suspect that Alti was possessing Xena's body. However, they were more concerned with an irresistable urge to catch the Round ... something ... Thing.
(from Andjam)

22. "Dark Xena" has gone waaay too far...
(from Andjam)

23. One Little Cerberus,Two Little Cerberus,Three Little Cerberus---No Little Cerberus!
(from Ryan Smith)

24. "This is the *last* time I babysit for Hades!"
(from Diana)

25. "Ok boys, remember. You have to *share* the chakram."
(from Diana)

26. RIGHT HEAD: Hey, guys! The lady wants to play! Come on! MIDDLE HEAD: That's no lady! That's Xena! And she wants to do us as dead as Gragus! LEFT HEAD: Naw... She just wants to play! Xena doesn't do Greek myths anymore.
(from Seacaucas9)

27. Xena: Gabrielle , think I can get rid of Ares' new pet this way?" Gabrielle: "You should have used a stick...Xena, don't you think he will come back?" Xena: "Yeah...guess you're right...ayi-yi-yi-yi!" Joxer: Why is she playing with a CUTE dog???"
(from St‚phane Cormier)

28. "Here boy, catch."
(from Blk13Cat@aol.com)

29. "No wonder people like this so well, it's fun."
(from Blk13Cat@aol.com)

30. A new playing toy
(from Blk13Cat@aol.com)

31. "Umm, opps, forgot it's my chakram" as she looks at the three bloody heads laying on the ground
(from Blk13Cat@aol.com)

Caption This No. 4b

01. My plastic weapon is bigger than yours
(from Thomas Healy)

02. Xena: Should I kill you with my Chakram, or with a magnifying glass?
Army guy: Should I run or should I throw my plastic bomb at her?
(from Jen)

03. "I wondered what Caesar will be in the next lifetime..."
(from KSZoneW)

04. Social limitations in the 50's and 60's greatly influenced Hasbro's first attempts at marketing a Xena doll.
(from BekahsOwn)

05. Xena politely declined a demonstration of the new, exploding mini-chakram
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

06. "Hey, toy soldier, you want a battle? You want a piece of me?"
(from Virginia & Lourdes S.)

07. Lucy had some misgivings about the "Small Soldiers" crossover episode.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

08. By the show's tenth season, historical credibilty became even more stretched.
(from Josh Harrison)

09. "By the gods, what is Ares up to now?"
(from Josh Harrison)

10. The Greek resistance unleashes their secret weapon against the Nazi invaders.
(from Donald Plunkett)

11. Due to a terrible miscalculation in scale, the Liliput invasion force finds they've bitten off more than they can chew.
(from Donald Plunkett)

12. Xena must deal with her most fearsome opponent to date; a rogue Munchkin, turned assassin!
(from Donald Plunkett)

13. (Subtitles) "We must defeat Xena or she will destroy Tokyo!"
(from Donald Plunkett)

14. Unwise Nuclear testing off the shores of Greece has released a prehistoric, mutant terror.
(from Donald Plunkett)

15. "Eve has just got to learn to put her toy soldiers away when she's done playing warlord-conquers-the-world!"
(from Donald Plunkett)

16. Ok self, mental note....Never ever will I order soldiers from Ebay.
(from JWalker889)

17. Ares is this another one of your tricks?
(from METBard)

18. What's the matter Ares, can't you find a real warrior?
(from METBard)

19. Maybe if you jump through the chakram it will restore you to normal height, Joxer.
(from METBard)

20. Recent excavations in Chin have given rise to a new theory of the etymology of "Stonewalling".
(from Andjam)

21. Rumours that TPTB [the powers that be] were messing around with Hindu themes again were confirmed by the appearance of a very well-armed soldier as merchandise. Renpic is sticking to the line that the third arm is actually a rifle.
(from Andjam)

22. Are you a recruit,or just having a bad day?
(from Ryan Smith)

23. With Ares and the other Gods in their "Twilight", enemies worthy of Xena became really hard to find.
(from Kristin Vichich)

24. Xena knew something was wrong when Ares started to shrink dramatically and turn an odd shade of green.
(from Diana)

25. "Ares, I always told you it wasn't good to be so plastic."
(from Diana)

26. "Granade beats Chakram? I *think* NOT!"
(from Diana)

27. Listen, little man... For the last time, I did NOT wink at the general's daughter!
(from Seacaucas9)

28. Xena: "Ayi-yi-yi-yi!!" Poseidon: "I never thought we would switch sides..."
(from St‚phane Cormier)

29. Xena found in Lao Ma's book of wisdom a way to "enhance" her skills...
(from St‚phane Cormier)

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