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Caption This No. 5a

01. "Look woman! I have had enough! Eli was too much for me!!!! Make it stop! It took me three years to grow my hair back. Now leave me alone!!!
(from Jen)

02. "Get lost Sitting Bull, you're not due for another couple of centuries..."
(from Lasse Makholm)

03. Gabrielle, it's me. Do you like my new reincarnation?
(from NCC1701MF)

04. Gabrielle begins to wonder if Xena's change of image hasn't gone TOO far...
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

05. "Stop sulking, you can't be a saint until you stop calling Him, 'Eli.' "
(from simahoyo)

06. "No, my dear, I am not Najara reincarnated."
(from simahoyo)

07. "Remember your destiny Gabrielle, a hospice under my name."
(from Virginia & Lourdes S.)

08. Scene cut from the India Trilogy: On reaching Calcutta, Gabrielle received instruction from an unexpected source.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

09. Xena trades in Gabrielle for the ultimate "sweetness and light" sidekick.
(from Carol)

10. What do you mean I can't be the Amazon Princess?
(from Joanne)

11. "Put your hand down, Mother Theresa. You may not have another turn with the chakram. I think you've done quite enough damage for today."
(from Donald Plunkett)

12. "Gabrielle, do you know why Pegasus isn't allowed to fly over cities?"
(from Donald Plunkett)

13. "You broke that window, young lady! And now you're going to pay for it! I swear, kids nowadays- always throwing warlords through windows without any thought about who has to clean up after them."
(from Donald Plunkett)

14. "Gabrielle, I can name that tune in one note." "Name that tune!"
(from Donald Plunkett)

15. "Oh, no. I'm not falling for that 'look out for the falling piano' routine. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice-" KEERASH!
(from Donald Plunkett)

16. As the Najara's hospice failed to eventuate, Gabrielle asked if Mother Teresa needed any volunteers.
(from Andjam)

17. I'm sorry, dear, having died in 1997 I'm afraid I'm unqualified to tell you if a -- ahem -- bordello red lace (grumble) underwire boustier from the Victoria's Secret time forgot would be prettier than a (cough!) bilious..green...sports...um, brassiere. And you say they made you an Archangel, did they?
(from Hamilton Cleves)

Caption This No. 5b

01. I will NEVER EVER eat Nutbread again! Never!
(from Jen)

02. "And the award for best inanimate-object subtextual couple goes to..."
(from Lasse Makholm)

03. Gabrielle: "I know it's your turn to choose Xena, but couldn't you have chosen a better place?" Xena: "It is kinda tight..."
(from Lasse Makholm)

04. Inspiration strikes at the oddest times.....
(from Greg Gruschow)

05. Where Gabrielle spent "Key to the Kingdom"- after Joxer's Thanksgiving meal.
(from Beth Ann Valek)

06. I`ll never learn...DON`T eat Joxers stew DON`T eat Joxers stew DON`T eat...
(from Kiwimate)

07. Bard at Work
(from NCC1701MF)

08. Xena, where's the papyrus? ... Xena? ... XEEENAAA!!
(from Dave)

09. Gabrielle's staff was eventually fished out of the river and put to good use
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

10. Even Amazon bards have to go sometime...
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

11. "...and people wonder why my skirts keep getting shorter..."
(from t_rodell)

12. "Aaaah, what a relief! This is so much better than in one of those bushes."
(from Virginia & Lourdes S.)

13. "Privacy is total bliss."
(from Virginia & Lourdes S.)

14. Scene cut from the India Trilogy: Gabrielle bitterly regretted that last chicken jalfrezi.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

15. "Xena, there's no paper! Could you pass a clean scroll under the door?"
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

16. "So how come Lucy gets a TRAILER to change in, huh?"
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

17. Renee finally found a place where she could sing without the producers dubbing her voice.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

18. "Xena! You won't BELIEVE what some people are writing about us!"
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

19. Gabrielle avenged her husband's death by scrawling "Callisto rides sidesaddle" on every toilet wall in Greece.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

20. Gabrielle vowed she would never, EVER let Xena cook supper again.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

21. Hmm, does this line sound better as "a friendship beyond all others" or "yes, we were lovers"? Oh heck, just scratch the whole story and flush the scroll!
(from Carol)

22. Let's not know what Gabrielle is doing in there...
(from Joanne)

23. . . . And Gabrielle was never seen again.
(from Donald Plunkett)

24. Gabrielle finds that her new invention, while an improvement over bushes, makes her want something to read.
(from Donald Plunkett)

25. "Joxer! I swear, if that boy doesn't learn to put the seat down. . ."
(from Donald Plunkett)

26. "Xena, could you hand me some leaves, please? Xena? Are you out there?"
(from Donald Plunkett)

27. "Hey! My name is written in here! 'For a good time. . .' Joxer! You can run, but you can't hide!"
(from Donald Plunkett)

28. "I know you like that chakram, but I'm not going down there after it!"
(from Donald Plunkett)

29. "This thing is great! Since I don't have to 'go' outside anymore, I think I'll call it an 'inhouse'."
(from Donald Plunkett)

30. "Xena, I think I've solved the problem with the inhouse tipping over. Just don't move my staff."
(from Donald Plunkett)

31. Gabrielle waits for the little hooligans that tip over her inhouse every Samhain. Unfortunately, she didn't pick the best hiding place.
(from Donald Plunkett)

32. Well, it is called Xenacal, I just didn't count on the unfortunate side effects.
(from Kristina Giehl)

33. Literary genius hard at work
(from Gab whack)

34. Full moon inspirations.
(from Gab whack)

35. "Not in here, Xena. We'll tip this thing over."
(from Gab whack)

36. "Xena!....I thought you said this was a temple to Artemis?"
(from XenAddict)

37. After an evening's fun, Gabby found herself kneeling in the temple of the porcelain god.
(from XenAddict)

38. "Xena!" She always forgets to replace the roll, Gabrielle grumbles.
(from Allyson Heisey)

39. Hecuba: "Now Gabrielle, have you got some clean underwear, did you pack your toothbrush? Have you got a fresh bra for each day of the week??" Gabrielle: "Mum!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(from Tara Caruso)

40. How the decoration on Gabrielle's staff was stolen.
(from Andjam)

41. Well, since it doesn't seem likely that I'll be going anywhere for quite awhile, I may as well write a new entry in the Bowel Obstruction scrolls
(from Hamilton Cleves)

42. GABRIELLE:"That is the last time I take Joxer up on his offer to give a break from cooking!"
(from Xenita)

43. GABRIELLE: "Xena, I said I'd share the experience of being pregnant with you I didn't say I'd share morning sickness too!!"
(from Xenita)

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